/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We've almost made it to 11 hours of Kiara, we're in the home strech /hlgg/, don't give up yet, you can survive one more hour, show your motivation to the world survive and cherish a half day of Kiara and be proud of this phoenix for surviving the endurance stream! Right now she's learning that Pink and Orange are not a productive color in the world of Passpartout as she's already gotten the game over stream because why would somebody want to buy the Grim Reaper, do you know how much of a bad omen that is?
While Ame's had enough egg talk, made her schedule on stream meaning we know that we've got a fantastic Ame week coming up (and also Mori collabing with practically everyone rapid fire.) and now she's gushing about Roboco's soothing voice while jamming out to bubb4bot and reading off the small amount of supachats she's gotten over the past days. She's also still a gluten fiend despite holding herself back from gorging like usual so at least she's improving.
While Astel has literally become the Rat King in a Disney movie as he has no qualms abandoning teammates and employing Solid Snake type tactics to gain points instead of lose and so far he's been doing extremely well in this regard. Current Rank: Diamond III, halfway there to Diamond II.
While in a couple of minutes, Day 30 of Temma's Eigo Learning begins. That's right 30 days of Temma doing his best, taking notes, conversing with fans and then holding a small japanese lesson at the end. Temma's damn serious about learning eigo and his hard work is paying dividends.
So friends, where we at?

Hmm? Oi oi, /hlgg/ what are you doing moping about, screaming that you're currently diving through dead hours. Don't you know this is the perfect time for you to be doing your VOD reps or whatever other reps that need to be taken care of while we wait for the next stream?
Hell you can even do your cover listening reps because Reine dropped onto our laps and wild cover of Ussewa today. Listen to this peafowl growl at you with and telling you to shut the f-word up with ferocity. If you haven't given it a listen to then shut up and click below you dunce hat wearing idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvQcVG_dVg
So friends, where we at?

Watching everyone's characters come to life it's time for them to allocate skills and talents. We alraedy know Chad is a professional stunt driver who's kille at frat parties and got the legs of adonis to run the hell out of danger and Tiara's a wild broad who has thee ability to talk to birbs but also is a sweet gunslinger who only needs 12 shots. Now we're getting excited to see what these ladies are thinking about this sure to be incredibly TTRPG session.
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We're still wishing Roboco a happy birthday and a wonderful day as she ethusiastically thanks all these birthday wishes she's received from her Robosa, healig us with super cute eigo noises and high spec robotic cheers. Also you will attend her birthday stream tomorrow. You have no choice.
While Reine's falling in love with Lotus as she continues on with these death traps. Actually she doesn't care about searching or talking and instead just wants to get back to brute forcing puzzles.
While Okayu is slapping the absolute hell out of various monsters with her sword and then hurling rocks at the others as she completes more dungeons in Shiren 5.
While Kiara's doing her digikomi interview with a fem catboy that's causing many denizens of /hlgg/ to let their minds wander and they should control themselves. Watch the interview here: https://www.twitch.tv/dokomitv_en
Speaking of wonder, my oshi Ayame released a song cover of Goodbye Sengan today and let me tell you it's so good. Her cute counting, her angelic vocals, the mixing, the picture (which is the hoodie she sold to us Nakirigumis!) everything is fantastic and if you've been sleeping under a rock and missed then hurry up and get this cute oni in your life already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1W4c7ym49Y
AZKi also released the brilliant animated MV for her song Real Melancholy that shows us that what we thought was a cool brooding diva was actually a bright, sunshiney, dorky and lovable idol. If you haven't seen this cute MV yet then you're a nutcase until you catch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrblFfxDr4
Rikka released an MV for his original song Archive today, a song dedicated to the stars who have graduated from Holostars. Rikka is truly an amazing talent and this video showcases that perfectly. If you're thinking about skipping it because NO MALES then you're denying yourself an amazing and heart wrenching experience that you'll regret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biNtMOSIFH4
Also Roboco released a cover of Envy Baby for her birthday today! Roboco had LOADS of fun making this song and you can hear it with her energetic and high spec vocals provided for this. If you missed th premiere then you go and get this Roboclowns lovely voice into your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZoMJfIpmA
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Watching Flare and her mind somehow still intact from the brain rotting that is DMC2 and its guns as she's still trying to convince her kaiginikkis that DMC2 is a GOOD game but show casing it poorly by showing us that shooting your gun for 2 seconds does more damage than a full melee combo.
While Kiara's having a nice short 5 hour Minecraft stream as she's taking an adventure to the Ice Biome to get some caps to mine for her next project, and then she'll get ready for Ina's big birthday stream which you will be there for since Ame, Kiara and now Mori will hold you at gunpoint.
While Reine shows off her massive brain and Ollie shows off her massive trust as the two genmates breeze through It Takes Two in a very impressive pace. They aren't as fast as Astel and Miyabi were but they've suprisingly gotten farther in their first stream than Aruran and Rikka. They're currently taking on tthe UFO boss battle so they can prepare to die.
While Watame's still doing flips and tricks and combos and happy munching noises as her Sakuna stream still goes strong. Her village is happy and her rice is growing nicely, I still don't know how close she is to beating it.
While Astel's gone full chuuni mode like he always does when he plays spooky games. His hilarious quips and yells when he gets surprised by something are peak comedy so if you caught his RE7 stream before, you will definitely enjoy this playthrough as well.
Speaking of enjoy, AZKi dropped a song cover of Dakara Bokuwa Ongaku wo Yameta and all I can say is wow. What a powerful and fantastic cover by the diva idol. If you haven't listened to it yet, you are missing out BIG time and should go hurry up and insert this cover into your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1og_6ovoo
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina discover the Nintendo exclusive outfits for Bayonetta and oh my, she's using the Princess Peach one after becoming the Hero of Hyrule so now she's summoning the power of big daddy Bowser. Come watch this priestess continue to show her M side while dropping stupid puns and we get the rare frustrated Ina noises as she tries the stay in the air challenge over and over again.
While Polka is awake at 7:00 a.m. and she can't fall back asleep so instead she's chilling out with her omazurun and just chatting with them in her darkened room.
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Watching Youtube being an absolute bastard of a site as we try to watch Gura get through this wild and crazy Factory, screaming at the cyborg /a/ enemies with giant drills on their arm and being a smug little shark when she lays down mines after mines for the big boom boys.
While Temma's also being screwed over and all he wants to do is build a nice and fancy bar for all of these patrons in his comfy Dragon Quest Builders stream.
While in 28 minutes, we rejoice because Ollie has come back to Wrest-The EN Minecraft server. I wonder what new project she's going to start building on the slowly becoming quite the lively server.
While in 28 minutes, we're going to get some nice pampering because Noel's gracing our souls with another one of her sweat inducing eigo Duolingo streams.
So friends, where we at?

This High Spec Robot named Roboco...she's pretty damn cute isn't she? I hope you're tuning into this adorable and comfy as hell Holotalk because Roboco's cuteness levels is going STRAIGHT through the roof.
While Matsuri's still just chilling out with her fans talking about the CR Cup and thanking them for cheering her up during her lows and cheering her on during the highs while playing.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Flare who has finished slaying monsters as if it was second nature to her and is now closing everyone off with a giggle filled supachat reading.
While in 50 minutes, I hope you've got your origami prepared as Ina's going to be flattening out more paper enemies with the return to Paper Mario.
Also did you listen to Rikka and Mori's original song Spiral Tones was released today? Mori's cool rapping and Rikka (autotuned) vocals really mesh very well. Give it a listen to and help out these talented individuals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWCMh1ZmzE
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame obtain Apples and instead of using them forr their intended purpose of giving these many happy roaming pokemon a tasty and sweet treat she is instead using them as a deadly projectile as she hurls them as hard as she can into a pokemon's face and takes pictures of their pain and suffering.
While Botan's giving us the blessing of a lifetime, busting her gut at all of these shitty reddit memes and showering us in that la lion giggle goodness.
While Subaru's made good on her promise to practice DMC3 off stream and is showing off her true CRAZY and SMOKIN SICK STYLE strength as she plows through the game easily.
While Noel's still taking on this floating shadow oni boss in Nioh but she's slowly learning everything about its attacks and will probably take another hour or two to defeat him.
While Astel's slowly and but surely getting used to the new bow and is swiftly rising the ranks, almost breaking into Gold I. I'm actually now incredibly intrigued at just how the next Vtuber tournament is going to turn out when it's that time again.
While in 5 minutes, Pekora's going to go back to getting her arm (not) chopped off by a giant lady who's not going to step on you in the JP version of Resident Evil 8.
While in 5 minutes, Sora's going to take on an interesting looking puzzle game called Submerged, so be prepared for some incredibly cute Daisenpai thinking noises.
Also this is your last chance to not be a permanent dumb idiot stinky loser and go check out Suisei's absolutely incredible KING cover she dropped today. Go on, listen to it, it's absolutely incredible and I'm sure you don't want to be a dumb idiot stinky loser right?
https://youtu.be/mLwtfg57kbs
So friends, where we at?

Finished Watching Ame inducing tears of both happiness due to seeing everyone noticing all her hard work blossoming into a pure idol but also of sadness because Ame has finished with this absolutely soulful, powerful and entertaining unarchived karaoke stream.
While Roboco is being hilarious and doing her best, showing off her STRONG ROBOCO APEX powers are pops head and finds that fucking bow that's actually too fucking destructive. Current Rank Silver III
While Botan's exploding and doing cool backflips and nose holds as she has the time of her life laughing at her plays during Trials Fusion.
While Noel is LOSING HER MIND already against this bomb centric boss in Nioh, prepare for plenty of angry Noel noises.
While Roberu's still just chatting along with his fans in his Bar Robel show.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Suisei succumb to her bloodthirst as she boots up Hitman 2 to whack the fuck out of all her targets and is not afraid to take out anyone who gets in her way.
While Kanata is being cute as hell as she shows off her top notch drawing skills as she tries to replicate some professional art of her.
While Coco's coco is trying to avoid being eaten as she makes adorable noises playing everyone's favorite snake game Slitherio
While Pekora is making even more pranks and contraptions in her Minecraft stream as the trickster of Hololive just can't help herself and her pranking ways.
While Fubuki's all funked out for today and is now closing everyone off with a supachat reading.
While Izuru's finally getting a taste of the new season of Apex Legends and the new bow that actually is really too fucking strong holy shit Respawn what the fuck is wrong with you?
So friends, where we at?

Watching Flare talk about how she ate some deluxe yakiniku instead of regular ole konbini thanks to her fans and how grateful she is to them while also being surprised at how many people are watching her just goof off in the game.
While Luna's taking her Lunaitos on Rampages to not only give them a chance to protect their Luna-hime (read as be protected) while also raising her HR levels even higher.
While in 1 hours, Moona's talkshow is going to start once more, this time she's going to be talking about her culture to her fans.
So friends, where we at?