/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why aren't you watching Luna's stream? What's your excuse

>Sexy voice? Good design? Stupid gaijn we onry ret her in cause she wanna kirr herserf.

>>9999018
>I hope that person is getting fired.
You mean promoted to 3rd level management

>>9912482
Yagoo can take my knees/10

>>9870717
Yagoo's Home for Broken Girls, anon.
Botan is a hag who played videogames instead of being a woman and discovered her femininity three decades too late
Mio is a fucking witch

>>9726016
After the kino wore off, I've been getting more pissed off at Cover. They barely helped promote it, they didn't help fund it, and they didn't give staff to Ame to help run the show.
Ame did a killer job handling camera and audio while still trying to be present in VR but there should've been staff doing at least the audio. That would've avoided most of the scuff since Ame had to take off her headset to manage the audio.

Only when it was obvious that Ame managed to make it work and it was universally acclaimed, then Yagoo starts tweeting and liking #Mithiversary and omegalul crawls out of the woodwork. They were fully prepared to let see it crash and burn and let the fans laugh it off as "haha HoloEN curse!"

>>9726293
It's a two-way business relationship. The guy benefits from having his name high up on the production as well, especially as a former nobody.

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A HOODIE AND SOME MUGS
DID YOU RIKE IT?

Will he ever give the ENs 3D models?

>>9252975
Yagoo that girl jumped from a 7 story building! You couldn't have possibly planned that!?!

Yagoo just looks at the camera with a smile a winks.

>single-handedly makes 3D girls obsolete.
I will forever kneel. And yes, I do rike it

おはようございます

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What's the job?

>Lots of passionate fans making crazy sakuga animations for free
>Pay amateurs to make videos of still JPEGs instead

But why?

>>8829389
>>8829452
After Aloe Gen 5 has been absolutely punishing management for their fuck up

Worst of all Polka is friends with the damn CEO of the company and Ina is basically an honorary Gen 5. So middle management is now being bullied by Gen 5. I think Nene said somewhere she is on her 3rd manager and Lamy we know is one her 2nd at least.

Just to clear the air a bit Aloe was always sort of doomed her issues were deep and to an extent her choice to graduate is hard to argue against. Essentially she feared she would hold back her genmates and didn't think it was fair that they would have to deal with her menhara self. The issue is this.

>Aloe wanted to test her live 2d
>Management in their infinite wisdom allowed her to test it on her personal account for some reason under the condition she delete the video
>Aloe is kind of an idiot and forgot (she does this all the time as Delta saying she will delete videos and then forgetting)
>management never did due diligence and made sure she deleted the video
>The video where she talked about Nijisanji was always going to be found Aloe was well known on 5ch and NicoNico long before she became Aloe the harrassement was always going to happen
>that being said what caused the major shot storm was her suspension
>Aloe was suspended for 2 fucking weeks because she forgot to remove the video
>management then allowed her to do the apology video but told her DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CHITOSE which was the entire reason people were mad in the first place
>the suspension plus the apology video sent schizos into hyper drive and a bad situation became even worse
>during this time she was totally cut off from Gen 5 and any support
>KusoDad did his thing and she graduated
>then for the cherry on top Aloe and Gen 5 asked management to allow her to atleast have a final collab but management essentially told her GTFO you don't work her anymore leaving Gen5 and Aloe with no closure over the whole shitty situation

So it is no stretch to say that Gen 5 does not like Cover Management. This is just one of a few instances where they fucked over Gen 5. People forget how bad Nene was before Kiara and Ina Essentially rescued her.

In a way it is good though. Gen 5 were extremely outspoken on demanding Coco recieve a proper goodbye and always seem to show up to support Holos who are going through shit. Also there is the chance this is all a part of Yagoo's 444444gogleplex dimensional chess plan to save Delta and DeluMama from Kusodad while creating his true idol group NePoLaBo.

>"Yagoo that girl jumped from a 7 story building you couldn't have possibly planned that!?"
>Yagoo just looks at the camera and winks.

>>8831789
Ok, but you have to remember this is hololive scouting team we're talking about, Yagoo hasn't let >us down yet.

>>8641350
We only hire the most fucked up autistic women-children. Fucked up health, needy, stinky, or heavily dependent on medication... you name it!

>>8575602
Mori's internet is not having it. YouTube stream died for a second and now the Hololive app is flipping out because Japanese companies cannot handle packet drops.

You better kneel now.

WELL ANON, IT BEGS THE QUESTION, DID YOU RIKE IT?

Yagoo. Easily the best one.
Change my mind.

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IT IS TIME.

>>8483902
>then they're wrong too, you subhuman management-cock-guzzling retarded faggot. there's no excuse for this shit and they should be ashamed.

did you rike it??