/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69830692
He could have saved Tempiss... just replace Vesper with him, Magni with DemolitionD, and Blue Homo with NorthernLion and they would have been 10k+ streamers

>>40784239
Pippa would not fit with any normie since she's too 4chan. And it will also not work with any fan who see her as anime girl. I ship her with other online shitposter, I think they would be perfect playing autistic games

im not gonna watch them all, is he in?

I want you to just... Imagine, for but a moment, the possibility of something grand. The possibility of reaching their debut day, as everyone is gathered around their monitors looking on in anticipation of what's to come, the shitposts and convos are rampant, the twitter posts are nonceasing, and the fujo art is hailing like a storm, when suddenly one of them starts to speak. And simply IMAGINE, if out of their anime pretty boy mug you hear the words: "Hey, hey people"

Requesting Noir Vesper in this pose

Requesting Noir Vesper in this pose, with this look

>>32662666
Hey hey, people, Sseth here.

Alchemy - once a lucrative way to give yourself mercury poisoning, now a lucrative way to make your apartment smell like a litterbox. There's a booming market for the most sought after nectar of all: the body fluids of gamer girls. This protected species would sell a pittance of their bathwater for a modest sum. But the demand became too high, and now the world must contend with alchemists synthesizing the piss of their favorite egirls. It's a good investment - I've made incredible returns selling my bile to hungry war orphans in Russia. Now imagine if I was an anime gamer girl. The kind with twintails, thigh highs, glasses, a killer body, and inscrutable facial expressions that don't match what I'm actually saying. Men and women would throw money they can't afford at me just for a chance to sample my wares. I would have no privacy, I'd be hounded by creeps and stalkers, and I'd have to entertain freaks like you for a living. But just imagine, for a moment, if I was real. Just. Imagine. Herein lies the rabbit hole to madness - a rabbit hole that can lead to some unsavory thoughts and feelings. We're talking the feminization of red-blooded men, the tracking of menstrual cycles of complete strangers, the constant catcalling and propositions for sex and marriage, the possibility of being blacklisted by a major world superpower (again), the fetishization of seemingly innocuous and impossible things that there aren't tags for - not yet at least -, the slavish devotion to a perceived ideal that doesn't actually exist - until a man walks into the room - and, of course, piss alchemy. Actual piss alchemy that promises to turn apple juice into a golden shower. Are you still with me? Because I'm scared to go it alone. That's why I'm not just going to let you peek into this rabbit hole. No, I'm taking you straight to hell with me. The whole nine yards.

Welcome to the wonderful world of virtual youtubers, otherwise known as "vtubers".

might I interest you in my oshi?

>>29993137

*collabs with your oshi*

He's in

>>28205102
>1. Obscure game reviewer
finally, we're getting a member of the african warlord community. representation matters.

>collabs with your oshi

If only yagoo loved money

>>24815841
>kon hey hey people

>>24680558
>like a well known twitch streamer or something
ねえねえみんな彼女を落ち着かせる

>>24549369
StarsEN1
ねえねえみんなここでsseth

>>24251916
nyanyahello people sseth here peko 7 gen holo live ahoy

>>24236557
Underaged children falling for the latest fad. I will remain faithful to my oshi.

>>23414194
PNGtubers count?

What are your predictions on his debut as a holohomo?

>>20158222
HolostarsEN will get sseth.
Source: my uncle's works at hololive and his name is actually Yagoo hololive