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>>4037980
Shitting

I am takodachi, clogger of toilets.

No porcelain throne can flush my royal blessings.
All are unable to withstand my messings.
I always leave disappointed, just with another defeated.
Until I find the one worthy of my shit, this tale will be repeated

I'm joking about it but this is actually a serious problem. Every other time I take a shit I have to get the plunger. And it's not just my toilet being bad or something, this is happening at my work too and it has those toilets that little kids are scared of because they think they'll get sucked in. I'm worried that I won't be able to go to my mate's houses in fear of clogging their toilets. Do I just take abnormally huge shits or something.