/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Y'all know me, still the same OG
But I been low-key
Hated on by most these niggas
With no cheese, no deals and no G's
No wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis
Mad at me 'cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin' up in the office and back at my house like trophies
Did y'all think I'ma let my dough freeze?
Ho, please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to stream Vs?
Who you think brought you the oldies?
JK Gumi's, Sanbakas', and S.K.B.'s
The Rain D-R-O-P-E's
And the group that said, "Motherfuck the industry!"
Gave you a concert full of dope beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your merch sales wasn't doin' too good
Who's the Doctor they told you to go see?
Y'all better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that I turned black or The Firm flopped
Y'all are the reason that Riku ain't been gettin' no sleep
So fuck y'all, all of y'all!
If y'all don't like me, blow me!
Y'all are gon' keep fuckin' around with me and turn me back to the old me

>>59534787
>>59534738
>Pomu: Strictly here to brutalize wape Rosemi but if in the mood she'll wape Maria and stick a lot of degenerate shit on Alban/Yu's ass (Elira's request of course).

>Ike: Focused on Rosemi and Maria but if pushed to the edge he will attack Alban and Yu.

>Sonny: Ignores Yu but will wape the shit out of everybody else specially Alban.

>Hex: The true wapist. Will wape anything that moves and that includes the other wapists as well.

This needs to be a niji horror game.

You know all the mishaps and drama NijiEN had to go through over the past few months all led to us having Krisis be the way that it is now
It was all for a reason so just remember to always trust THE PLAN

>>25597349
Yes.

>Has 40% of Anykara
>Has 33% of Pomuniversal
This man has never been wrong

since there's only 3 months left until Niji EN anniv. what kind of event, program, merch, etc do you guys want for anniv ?

>>16474516
>filtering holobronies from the get go
All according to The Plan

>>15413954
Oh! NOW they want males huh? I wonder what made them change their tune?!

>>10901600
wtf do we talk about here then? How big Rikkun's penis is?

>>10118127
NijiENsphere
>Lazulight: Elira, Pomu and Finana
>Obsydia: Rosemi and Selen

Honorary EN:
>Bonnivier/Hana/Derem/Riksa/Taka/Azura and Reza (ID), Ban Hada and Hari (KR) and Oliver/Chigusa/Mayuzumi/Sukoya and Petra (JP)

>>10118251
Elira in a Mahjong Soul stream that she couldn't stream because ISP issues back then and Finana + Elira in Among Us.

>>8800930
Give me the quick rundown on her

>>8780976
The plan.

>>8757699
>So why should I care about Niji
But you see our talents can say sex, dick, vagina asses, play NKODICE, are free to do whatever they want and are genuine, unlike HoloEN talents who are picked specifically to deliver huge numbers. Cover is thinking with their wallets and their revenue, unlike we at Anycolor who look for creative freedoms dot tm. Can HoloEN do this? I don't think so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST-Q-hX9Yzo

>>8751360
And by average vtuber fans you mean solely holofags, right?

>Commander Riku, another hololive demoralization thread successfully planted
>Well done Agent 103.50, head to the extraction point, Agent Selen will join you shortly
>Call undercover Agent Gigguk and Connor, have him prepare another collab with Calliope and Ollie
>If we keep this up Holobronies will abandon ship and join our ranks
>How's the EN2 Subs Purge going by the way? Get Susan on the line
>also find a way to spin this as a fault of Cover's incompetency
>Put Niji Wave 3 on standby, we need to siphon those subs from EN2 asap
>Commencing Operation: Holocaust 2.0

What could this man be thinking right now? What other big plans does he have? I wonder... how does he keep doing this all at such a young age?

>Finana knows she fucked up. She's bracing herself.
>Call starts

>Hewwo... I'm sorry mane-san~ I just couldn-
>Wait. What? Tazumi-san?
>And U-U-Utako-senpai!? Ange-senpai!? Rindou, Hoshikawa and Gundou-senpai!?
>Tazumi-san! What is goin-

>Tazumi interrupts her.
>Shh, shh. Say no more, my child. Listen...
>I'm putting together a team.
What happens next Anon?

>Master, boyfriend bait successfully planted. Holoniggers are seething
>Well done Agent 103.50, head to the extraction point, Agent Selen will join you shortly
>Put Niji Wave 3 on standby
>Operation: Holocaust 2.0 will now commence

>Dammit Petra! This is a disaster!
>Worry not sir, Tazumi-san I'm going to call them right now and tell them to sto-

>No. Let them be.

>Why not sir!? This is inexcusable!

>JUST FOLLOW THE PLAN

>>8332663
Trust goddamn it
Maybe a new debut will catch some attention like ID did

>>8318619
>be holofag, want to try Niji
>go to NijiEN chat
>see all the tribalism
>leave
No wonder the niji fanbase refuses to blow up in numbers when it's doors are heavily gatekept. When they do get new fans it's always the disillusioned ex-holofan type who'd contribute to the ever increasing tribalism on the niji side.

It's all part of his master plan

>>7768896
>Wave 3 or 4
It's gonna be a banger and I can't wait.