/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't want to be a vtuber and if I did become one I wouldn't care about nearly all the usual petty shit. However the one thing I want to do is copy the dumb catchphrases vtubers have. Not one, all of them. I'd wah, and I'd guh, and I'd oh nyo, and I'd peko, and I'd nanodesu, and I'd naaa, and I'd desu wa, and more and more and more and then I'd come here and watch people pretend that it's some sort of grave injustice or affront to the identity of their oshi because I immitated a sound or an accent. I'll make Meiro look like an amateur. And then I will reply to every anon that complains about it "okay but now explain why it matters, it's a god damn sound" and watch them do mental gymnastics to try and figure out how to explain their illogical position. They'd call me leech, and I'd remind that it's just a fucking sound bro and I'd watch them struggle again
Thinking about it makes me unironically hard, watching bad people getting angry god yes

OH LOOK, Babayagoo is casting a spell to turn your oshi's physical ailments into mental ones, so she can continue streaming
What does she get?

>dude has an oshi
>No NTR
>"I don't care about male collabs or bfs! I'm not like those incels!"
>NTR happens
>"guys...why do I feel like killing myself?"
Why are people like this. It's like they've been trained to think that that behavior is bad instead of actually thinking that
I've even seen this in Veibae Youtube comment sections about cum
Are people just too retarded to understand their own feelings?

Just because you can't conceive of a chuuba loving her gachikoi doesn't make it impossible.
I just don't get the desire to destroy happy things, it feels like people here operate on a
>"if I can't be happy, I won't let you be happy either!"
principle. Why? I love my oshi and my oshi loves me- if you can't accept that, why not just stop talking about it?

I genuinely want to support them. I also know a few people looking for an oshi.
Only found one so far, she definitely ticks the right boxes of
1. Enjoys streaming
2. Enjoys doing GFE
3. Enjoys and desires to emotionally connect with her audience
4. Avoids male collabs
5. Explicitly promises to not have a boyfriend
She is the only one I've found and I've already thrown around $150 her way and promoted her as hard as I could in social media and my circles

I see supporting GFE as an investment in making sure it always has a space in this hobby. Generally speaking being a GFE chuuba should, in part, be part of it's own reward in terms of content style choice, but obviously keeping it/making it lucrative and popular helps prevent social stigma against girls who might otherwise want to give it a try(generally girls who would do real GFE tend towards being shy and more prone to kneeling to social pressure, so breaking down the shame factor unironically helps more people both do and find the content they want)

I want to create a world where well meaning anime girls have virtual harems of weebs who use her as a means of reforming their lives into being as chad as possible

BabaYagoo is a strange man
one EN curses while the other blesses it's literally some monkey's paw shit

do it

>See this outside your window
what do?

>Casts a spell to stop anons from posting images

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Make better posts

>nighttime, new moon, windy with thunder in the distance
>In house near woods because poverty
>You're alone in the house because your family all died tragically
>dark except for occasional flashes of lightning
>you feel particularly menhera tonight
>life has been pretty shit lately
>you're laying there motionless, crippled by depression and poverty
>when you begin to notice a sound on the wind outside
>it echoes around your empty room
>it's faint, but loud enough to overpower your growling stomach
>sit upright in your hay matress
>send up a ploom of cum dust from all the times you fapped to NTR furry shota porn
>as it settles, you look outside your window
>suddenly, lightning flashes
>see this headed towards you
what do?

>Casts a spell to stop anons from posting images

>nighttime, new moon, windy with thunder in the distance
>In house near woods
>You're alone in the house
>dark except for occasional flashes of lightning
>you feel particularly menhera tonight
>life has been pretty shit lately
>look outside window
>suddenly, lightning flashes
>see this headed towards you
what do?

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don't worry guys Babayagoo is going to curse all the Vwhores to remind them that their group will never be better than a chinese "massage" parlor

Seems like Baba Yagoo is in good spirits today!
She will grant the wish of the next poster.