/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How to win Pomu's heart as a man:
>Get into Nijisanji EN (required since otherwise you have absolutely no chance of interacting with her frequently as a guy)
>Mention that you like Ace Attorney and some other games and anime she likes in your debut stream
>Stream some horror games and stuff she likes and release a Touhou cover song
>Make sure to consistently stream and play Minecraft off-stream so that you get a chance to talk to her. She's pretty close with Uki because he does this.
>Pretend to not know the story of Metal Gear
>Start playing Metal Gear on stream but schedule it for before her streams like Nina does so she watches you (she often watches other livers before her streams. She used to watch Reimu and watched Hayama when she was doing Metal Gear)
>Pretend to get really into it and buy some merch (this will cost you a few thousand dollars)
>Bond over Metal Gear
>At some point tell her you dropped the Conan anime awhile back but keep meaning to get into it again
>When a new Conan movie comes out ask her if she wants to watch it together. Ask her if she knows anyone else in Niji EN who likes Conan and if they might wanna join (nobody does so it will just be the two of you)
>If it was a good movie and you had fun ask if she wants to start watching the anime again whenever you both have time
>You are now hanging out with Pomu in Minecraft and having group watchalongs and geeking out over new Metal Gear stuff together
>You are now dating Pomu
This is my plan btw do not steal

>>45271106
Oh Briskadet
If I could be your lover
I'd spend all day wasting away
Oh Briskadet
If it was you and me
Out on the sea
We'd have a time
Briskadet
You don't know what you mean
You're in my mind
Crossing the line
Just you and me
We'll go out on the quest! Be the best in the bedroom.
All limbs entwined having ONE HELL OF A TIME. There ain't no better place to be than in your arms.
So deep inside I shiver at your kiss
Your healthy hips drive me insane!

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>>43348728
I can answer this.
Girls are hot and seeing them make out is hotter.
The rest of the stuff they do with dildo play or whatever is pretty boring but if 2 girls are making out I can imagine myself having a threesome with them.
They might think they're gay but my big pomudachi penis energy can make them bisexual pretty easily.

>>41476456
Wrong.
I work as a big 4 consultant and want to die. I should have gone to law school.

>>39275174
you mean her wiggly arms?

>>37341931
I don't know about snacks but for a good drink you could always try drinking my cum bb gurl.
It's nice and thick like a good old thickshake.
You can even use it as a topping for your burgers.
Mustard? Get outta here! Pomudachi cum is the new hotness.