/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26698395
>>26697970
"I want to create a vtuber company whose cultural impact outshines the competition".

>>16461488
You're at uni with your friend, chatting and walking towards the cafeteria. As you pass by the kitchen to get into line, you see that they have chicken today. Suddenly, your friend taps your shoulder and tells you to "look over there". A bunch of girls, with all sorts of hair colors and strange physiques were chatting loudly about something. He says he was invited to a party with them tonight but he couldn't go, so you should, in his place. You try to decline but in the end, your friend forces you to.

You arrive at the doorstep of their home, now at night. You could hear a bunch of girls giggling and playing around inside. You muster up all your courage and knock on the door. A few seconds later, someone opens it. A tall girl with long pink hair, a leather jacket and a backwards cap meets your eye. "H-hi I'm here for-", " Don't mind it dude, come in. You're X, right?" She interrupts you, nudging you in the arm with a smile, assuming you're actually your friend. You couldn't bring yourself to say no. "You got here just in time for the exchange, let's go.".

Exchange? Your friend told you no such thing about an exchange, just what was about to happen? You walk into a room full of girls sitting down in front of a long table, chatting, and a yellow skin middle aged man sat at the tip of the table as well, currently opposite to you, for some reason. They all stop talking for a moment and turn their eyes to you. Like a deer in the headlights, before you could even say a "hi" they all turn around and start talking again.

"Sit wherever, my man." The tall woman tells you, and goes to sit down herself.

Closer to the man on the right side of the table, there was a girl with purple hair wearing a white jacket, then one with red hair dressed as a pirate touching shoulders with a girl dressed like a rabbit, sporting blue hair who laughed in a weird manner, and one with weird skin and large red hair, with a sword going through. The last one spoke really loud. On the left side of the table, there was 2 girls you recognized, Reine, your uni's biggest rich kid, and Risu, your crush, from the same class as yours. You only ever spoke once and it was completely meaningless stuff, so needless to say, she probably doesn't recognize you. Finally, there's the tall pink haired tomboyish woman. She sat there in silence, taking sips of wine and listening with a smile.

You decide to sit down next to the sword hair girl, and just listen in for a while. The sword girl, which you now know as Ollie from them talking, proclaims that "now that everyone is here, the gift exchange can finally start!". The girls all cheer and down their drinks, before turning to their sides seemingly to grab something out of bags. First, Reine slams a present on the table, yelling "Bam!", then she goes on to do it two more times, putting two more presents on the table with loud thumping motions. The yellow skinned man you now know as Homer says "Doh!" with each subsequent present she pulls out. They were all saying something about her having 75 points, but you didn't know what that meant.

They all went on to pull out their presents one by one, the presents themselves seemed to be wacky in nature, intentionally of course, not particularly expensive, but fun. One of them pulled out a whistle in the shape of a cock, your crush, Risu, pulled out a squirrel that dispenses acorns out of his nut sack, and so on. No one seemed to notice that you didn't bring in any gifts; no one seemed to notice your presence at all, in fact. You were thoroughly confused as to the nature of this party, so you stayed quiet during the entire exchange, taking shots of vodka to hope that you would loosen up. All but one man. Homer, he gets up from the table and walks up to you, showing a plushie of some weird mix between a cat and a bear in front of you, and putting his hand on your shoulder. "This one is for you, bud." he says in a softer voice and a gentle smile, you muster up a "thanks" before he walked back to his spot. Everyone's attention is on you now. Before things got awkward, you said "Shit, I forgot my gifts at home, I'll be right back!" and as you walked away backwards you finger banged with both hands and said "Don't miss me too much!", walking out and closing the door. No one laughed, or said anything for that matter. You could hear them talking to themselves like normal from outside the house, in the cold. You got on your car and drove like a mad man to the nearest gift shop you could find.

When you enter the shop, you notice that the place is much bigger on the inside, much, MUCH bigger. It almost seemed infinite. While you browsed around the section you were in, which was entirely about liquids, a strange little round man with pale skin and balding hair approaches you, rubbing his hands together. "Are you perhaps lost? Is there anything I can help you with, sir?" he asked in a formal, though nosally voice.

GURA HAS A NEW RIGGER
GURA HAS A NEW RIGGER
GURA HAS A NEW RIGGER
...but they're worse than Shin.

>>13470114
Joke's on you, my oshi streams neither Minecraft nor Pokemon.
She doesn't stream at all...

>They stop playing MC

>Now the all play AC

>You can come back to the EN server
>But you can't leave

>>12030460
>man, I'm happy to have a deep voiced chuuba that's not a menhera fuckup
>she does music and mixing too, can't wait for the mixing streams to mog Mori's
>and she plays cool games rather than doing shit offstream
>haha, she makes more money too, can't wait till the brappers' paypigs move onto her
>look, she actually is here and responds to our criticism, we should use it to mold her, we can actually make her depend on us unlike 5%

>>10064294
DON"T DO IT RRAT pippa gets to publicly review the failed auditions

>>9746913
>Who cares, I'm here to have fun and that's it
Enjoy your twitch streamer collabs anons, that's literally what this means. Unless we want to keep making wishes to this thing all the time

>Finally get more Ametori
>We were here together
I really really hope they do another GOOD stream after this one. This is just gonna be shit (again)

>>8624201
I WISH MAMALONI BECAME AN JP/ID/EN MAMA

>>8499164
I WANT MAMALONI TO BE A JP6/EN3 MAMA

>>7398098
Now that you've replied I can't cleanly delete and repost with the image I forgot to attach.