/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Are you ready for a mechin' good time!?

Go one day with the family and miss like three streams.
Remember: this is "slow mode" Mori. I'm scared, Deadbeats...

>>54479200
>at restaurant having a nice meal
>waitress is Mori Calliope
>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave
>she looks ecstatic
>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS."
>she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable
>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside
>she chases me into the parking lot
>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me
>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?"
>awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away
>look into rearview mirror
>she's still chasing me
>she's incredibly fast
>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude"
>speed up and take some detours
>think I finally lost her
>get into my house and close the door
>the doorbell rings

Reminder that French tips are for COWARDS!

Update: It went to shit.

>>43770677
aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Rrat: Mori got IRyS sick so she can bring her to the doctor's office and see Takemi!

>>38261649
OH FU-

It's Merbi!

>>29578156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ
>2008
aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>27556177

Oh no no no no teakeks we got too cocky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA

>Raging Cane's Brickin' Niggers

NEVER FORGET CALLIOPE “VOICEMAIL” MORI
https://files.catbox.moe/1pl27o.mp3

>>25122380
just for you, anon, I'll give you the el classico

>at restaurant having a nice meal
>waitress is Mori Calliope
>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave
>she looks ecstatic
>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS."
>she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable
>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside
>she chases me into the parking lot
>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me
>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?"
>awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away
>look into rearview mirror
>she's still chasing me
>she's incredibly fast
>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude"
>speed up and take some detours
>think I finally lost her
>get into my house and close the door
>the doorbell rings

What did she mean by this?

https://files.catbox.moe/k32kbg.mp4

YOU C-WOOOOOORD

>>23229602
>Teamates want to fuck a dog.
I knew I wasn’t wrong you are women.

>>22868363
>Hey Kiara want to play some Mario Party? Just you, me and Ollie.

>>22622118
Never.
On an unrelated note don’t look out your window okay.

>>22605116
Oh hey, I do those things. Probably in the same boat as her, tested as a kid and it was negative. Forgone conclusion that I would test positive as an adult.

>>20969456
DO IT

Wait, why is Morti streaming over Anya’s Birthday???

>>19733452
Yes, but this time from a restaurant or a bus or something like that