/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Listen Phelps, this new gen SUCKS, just look at those models, goddammit. They are a no-piece of shit I'm telling you

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I'm telling you, Cole. These women should stay in the kitchen and only come out of it to suck my dick

Fuck this detective

Lazy bitch, women always break everything. You know what I think, Cole? You know what I think, Cole? the government should pay us to put up with their bullshit

This Frederick cocksucker… how desperate do you have to be? I mean, stealing food is one thing, but stealing KFP? You couldn’t give that crap away, Cole! Even those commies make better gruel that shit shack!

I’m telling ya, Cole, we need to keep an eye on these council broads. I mean, the first problem is that they aren’t in a kitchen, and two, they’re clearly a bunch of commies. I mean, just look at that owl chick, Moo-may I think she’s called? If she ain’t a commie, then she’s absolutely a serial killer.

Hey Cole, can I ask you a question? When was the last this Amelia Watson broad actually “accepted” a case? Because it feels like she spends more time destroying her own property and complaining about stomach pain than being a detective! Probably spending her time with that hophead cult leader who calls herself “The Warden of Time”, more like “The Warden of Wasting Time” if you ask me!

Once a woman chops her hair off, it’s a bad omen, Cole. It means she’s taken the first step towards becoming unattractive. First the hair, then the makeup, then the diet. And I don’t mean in the nice, Brosnan way either.

Ame is uglier than usual today hell she even looks fatter lazy bitch

HE'S IN

So, those announcements. A whole lid of buildup for a few plastic stands, some tiny overpriced keychains and an album made by an outsider. Good job, guys, totes worth the wait.

So let get this straight Watson, you can afford a brand new PC with a stupidly expensive video card, but you can’t drag your ass down to a Dollar store and buy some dishes?

So tell me, how is it that you can watch and mock someone looking to improve themselves by learning a new language, while you yourself are doing nothing? Yeah, these methods aren’t great, but it’s better than sitting on your ass growing fatter. You know who does that? Free-loading commie bastards.

Still crying about frogs, Cole? I don’t understand your problems with the French, but quite frankly there’s bigger problems to worry about. Like the fact that the German Chicken Whore is conspiring with the fruit picking shark bitch.

Do you really believe that your “oh-she” really loves you, Cole? She just sees you as a walking checkbook, ready to be tossed aside once empty. As much as I hate to say, I can at least respect Kafura Mea’s take on it. Sure, she’s an unwashed chink-pandering bitch, but at least she’s upfront with her fans. Your girl on the other hand, will just string you along until she quits or you move on. Face it Cole, you have a better chance of surviving a riptide than getting a date with her.

It’s like night and day, Cole. On one hand, you’ve that fat pig Moona who’s barely speaking, and on the other, you’ve got that jap whore Rushia who’s going to give me tinnitus if I don’t go deaf first.

I can’t think of a better combo for a collab, Cole. A zombie girl who won’t shut the fuck up and a girl with the personality of a zombie!

So, “Technical issues” ruined the collab today? Yeah, I believe that, Cole. The technical issue called “Gura and Mori hate each other.”

Well, for a brief second we had two Gura’s, and her work output doubled! Too bad two times zero is still zero, Cole.

Maybe it's easy for you to accept Cole but it's hard for me to believe they are actually letting that jungle-loving spinster Mori sing like a big girl. I thought writing field hollers that my shoeshine boy will hum after I feed him a nickel was more her line of work.

Who the hell wants to watch a movie about “deconstructing fairy tales”? Sounds like something a bunch of hophead commies would make. It was a watch along hosted by Mori and that German chicken whore? Well that explains everything.

So, Gura cancelled her stream today? She must be tired from pleasing old men after her Valentine’s Day stream, she knows who really butters her bread, Cole, and it ain’t the chumpbuds and simps, that’s for sure.

Gura found an excuse to not stream today? Figures that lazy fence jumper would find a way to weasel out of working, Cole.

Hey guys, I just thought of something more pathetic than Cole Phelps trying to swim!

It’s simping for an alcoholic illegal immigrant “Atlantean” who doesn’t give a shit about the people who helped make her!