/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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You see, it's a new concept being put in motion by the Nijisanji EN fairy Pomu Rainpuff, it consists of a simple and accessible means of measuring time free from the illusionary constraint imposed by the oppressive "hours" and their "timezones" creating a boundary separating people from true unity. First, introduces one of the most important part of the human body, the hands. You wear a Pomu™ certified Time Gloves™ then with your thumb and index finger you form a shape of a pistol, turn it sideways so your thumb is parallel to your heart and lift your arm up to the sun or moon depending on the fraction of gloves (in cases of no gloves your and use your thumb and fingers folds as a rough estimate). Secondly you size up on your Time Glove™ thumb fraction's so as it is parallel to the sun and make a mental note of the fraction whilst you follow the angle of it into a perfect rectangle(or circle depending on your finger size) ending in your index figer, for example 15% to 2 means it's 15% of the sun from the thumb to the index finger.
>But what if I'm inside a building?
All the roofs are going to be removed and replaced by a transparent synthetic glass or the cheaper mirror array in each room
>But what if it's cloudy?
All the clouds are going to be pushed away from main civilization areas using a innovative fan
>But what if I'm left handed?
You can get a special and free operation to turn your hand around or the poorer choice utilizing the left hand and applying a -Glove fraction% at the end
Send any questions or partnering offers to Pomu's Time Glove™ LLC

Time Glove™, just at your hand's reach.