/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75018903
In this thread, we will talk about men. I hath ordained it to be so.

Hey Ruffians, after much deliberation and reading through this thread + the previous ones, I've decided I'm still gonna send my super about the situation. I've cooled down my wording so it's less schizo sounding. It will only be one(1) $100 super.
My prediction on their response is that they'll say one of the following:
>it doesn't count cause it's not intimate
>it doesn't count cause it was a silly batsu and we were uncomfortable
>it's training for our first real asmr with you wuffians
>this was a test just like our comfy lullaby stream
See you on the other side. Hopefully, their answer is satisfactory enough to stop all the schizoposting

>>71739340
I like that solution, but how is that ANY different than just... reading them at the end?Cant you just leave when they say "if its okay with you... Let's chat a bit?"
Are you bound to whatever stream you're watching until it's over?

Well Ruffians, time to recharge for stage 2.
It's safe to go rest your eyes for just a few minutes now. Go lay down in bed, turn off the lights, close your eyes.

Hey, Ruffian here. My oshis are gonna have a "quest week" next week with no schedule. There will be very few streams, if any. How did you survive and maintain your sanity?

Hi. As one of at least 2/3 brapposters, I am officially retiring from brapposting. Last nights collab made it clear to me that they not only dislike it but are actively offended/embarrassed by being associated with it. Some women, like biboo, shiori, or gura, are not offended or embarrassed by acknowledging such things. FuwaMoco are clearly of a different sort.
Out of respect for my oshis, I will no longer ever post about it /here/ or anywhere else.
Thank you for your time.

>>69093416
>pero is the big sister of the three
>pero was meant to debut first but FWMC sealed her before she could do it
>whenever wuffians try to get close to her FWMC get jealous and start saying that pero is dangerous
>pero is waiting for (You) to unseal her
the lore deepens, get to it, ruffians

>>68980351
oh, gotcha....

Post the good morning tweet mogogo.

>>68469201
>https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dimitri-jap_cant-believe-its-been-a-year-since-i-joined-activity-7141374010780467200-SQI0

MY FUCKING KNEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS IN THERE LIKE THE HCADS YOU ARE!!!!!!

>>68284549
>These are things that will keep away the casual anime viewers
It absolutely doesn't keep away the casual anime viewers or casual weebs lol. I know this for a fact because I'm literally a "casual" who ONLY watches seasonal shonenshit, and I absolutely adore FuwaMoco. I also skip OPs/EDs after the first viewing unless the song is REALLY good.

>>68076446
Mocofarts are loud and sometimes squeaky.
Fuwafarts are quiet and sometimes sound like popping bubble paper.
Fuwawa's are normally always smelly, whereas Mococo's are normally not.

I know i should give vtubers outside of hololive a chance.
But i choose not to.

>>65521861
Daily reminder that they will only accept female.
Also, put christian as your religion.

Bravo Selen. You actually had me on the edge of my seat.

before the thread dies, i want to say one thing: thank you, drawfriends.

>>62823835
god bless renata and god bless fujoshis.

>burger's problem
Thank God, jews are illegal on my country.

>>58976761
I used to hate big corpo too.
But then my oshi join hololive.
Yeah, fuck these seething 2views.
They should use their time to improve their resume for audition instead of seething in this shitholem

>>58657364
i will do a cum tribute to Enna if this happens

please just give me one hot piece of ass and some fat fucking titties even in a mixed wave I swear to god the amount of flat bitches with breast envy is too damn high
Selen and Elira can't do all the work and my arms are getting tired supporting them if you know what I mean, hehe

the most satisfying shit is hearing hagtubers talk about DVDs and CDs and VHS tapes like they're ancient artifacts and gasping when they hear how long ago an anime aired pump that shit directly into my veins

>>58306790
I want to be squished by Zeta's thighs.

>>58035199
At any rate, i'll cum.
Bau bau!