/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good morning saru! Did you stay up late again? I slept decently. Are we starting at 1? I should get ready if we are. Good morning lig.

Good morning saru! I woke up motivated today and hope to get a lot done today, hope you had a good day and good night, sleep well

>tell joke
>say the punchline first

>make joke
>explain the joke
I love her

So I've given up on getting saru to wear a GPS tracker when going out, but what if she gets an alarm that can be triggered remotely and gives us control over it, and she can't shut it off herself without talking to us so we can make sure she's awake?

Sarus being really retarded again today lmao. She's so precious

Dungeon crawling with a dumb hag

Good morning saru! Good luck with work.

Good night saru! Hope you enjoyed the collab, I just starting watching the vod while eating breakfast. Sleep well, see you at stream today maybe.

Good night saru! Hope you're having a good day. 1 out of 3 days down till we can hang out again!

Good morning saru! Did you have a nice long sleep? I was soo tired today, short stream today since you're almost done with the game so I could go to bed early at least. I'll miss the game, whatever you play next I hope it's as fun as this game. I was watching some boss fights in the vods while working again, the music is great to have on in the background with your occasional screaming

Good luck with the stickers today if you're not done yet, I'm sure they're going to be amazing

Good night saru! I realy enjoyed the stream today, I told you the wizard game would work well on stream. Have fun animating after you eat! I realy admire how much you enjoy working, it motivates me to work harder too, and I can't wait for valentines day, and your rebranding. I am a little nervous because I don't like change though, but I trust your perfectionism.

I usualy sleep late on Sundays, so this is my good night to you too, see you when you wake up. Looking forward to stream, more hogwarts would be good, but some ori or other game will also be fun. Good night <3!

God I wish Saruei impaled my ass with a spear, twirled my intestines around it like it was spaghetti around a fork, and pushed the ball out of my mouth.

>>39724144
>accidentally post about Saru wanting to disembowel me
fuck, I hate when that happens

God I wish Saruei embedded a corkscrews into my testicles and tied the handles to a crossbow bolt. She'd then annihilate my scrotum by shooting into the air at a 45° angle.

>>39696646
Love her

>saw saru on lucys stream
Guess I'll settle for that today

When my oshi plays a story game I watch a no commentary gameplay on YouTube that's 10 minutes ahead of her so I can backseat properly while still experiancing the game for the first time along with her.

>>34233371
based knight outfit

>>28027843
Reminder to be patient.

I want to say this early enough: I might not be able to watch the MRE stream tonight, I'll have to go to bed at 11pm her time probably, and I'm going to be busy before that too. I'll watch the vod tomorrow morning if I can't. I just want to let saru know in case she doesn't see me in chat tonight and wonders why I'm not there, or if due to me not watching, or if because I'm not here the thread doesn't post about her as much as she deserves during stream. I'll still think about her tonight though. And you guys better help her make a good schedule for next week since I won't be there to one guy her.

>>26777137
didn't ask tourist

Saru live playing dark souls 2
I wonder how long will she last without rage quitting.
https://www.twitch.tv/saruei

>>25443460
Agreed. It was so much fun. I actually discovered her stream when she was playing it. Then I searched her name on the 4chan archives to see if there was a place to talk about her and found this thread.
It all went downhill from there