/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>36764869
It really hammers down how retarded numberfagging really is.
>bro just roll gacha on stream bro

So, who is going to try and collab with Delu first yabs be damned?

>>32989922
no

>>32811042
Yaaaaaay

>>32325409
>50% off polka membership
That means I can finally afford a tier 2!

>>32316527

PO?

>>29501379

>>29051511
But if Polka dies...who will be Polka?

>>28670246
Even without the card suit iris's, Polka has the best eyes. Like mini galaxies.

>>27956880
This. The less M*ri collabs the better.

>>27555854
But Poru did call?

>>26173860
>>26162063
>>26119156
All the Yakisoba Pan!

>>25273355
Can't really blame her after everything with her PL, she's probably real hesitant to step back into that territory. Regardless, I enjoy what she does now, and I especially enjoy that she's happy doing it.

>>24622829
>expect comfy late night flying through space looking at various landscapes all while Polka talks introspectively
I'm surprised that's what you expected, as I've seen two other Holo's play it, and both blew up the Earth.
And the first part of it was just flying through space, with Polka enraptured by comets and what not.

The clownposting is more active than usual. What does this mean?

>>22726790
Post a Polka with an especially fluffy tail. Those are my favorite.

>Choco got sucked into core keeper
>Polka is playing core keeper now
Why do those two always seem to get obsessed over the same games? Ark, Minecraft, Vampire Survivors...what's the common element here?

>>21957972
Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS

>>21924817
This pasta never fails to make me smile