/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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My average day:
>produce cheap bait by LARPing as a seanigger, then samefag this bait by calling myself out as an indonesian
>when seaniggers are around, in particular i accuse them of being indonesians, simply because I dislike indonesians and because it harbours hatred against the ID branch
>enter jp chats and encourage them to collab with homos to harbour hatred against homos, then post screenshots of said chats in /hlg/ and /hlgg/, ensuring I samefag the post.
>initiate stale timeloops, typically by acting new and asking to be spoonfed.(this serves as a great catalyst for samefagging and shitposting)
>initiate tribalism of /hlg/ and /hlgg/ by using images of JPs to anti EN and ID holos.
>samefag said anti posts multiple times by calling myself a dogfucker
>always give (you)s to ritualposts while also being a ritualposter myself
>complain about ritualposters in a vague-seanigger like way, while also being careful to not seriously critique them
>complain about wah! posters while also being a wah! poster myself(this is to kill the thread faster)
>make random open-ended hololive threads which are easy to post in, yet rarely actually post in them myself, (this is to ensure that hololive stays as /vt/s main topic of interest and to put 2views in their place)
>will make new threads regardless of whether or not a thread already exists(for same reason as above)
>create early threads with unity as the op, because unity opens up the most avenues to shitpost.
>phonefag said new threads with I love! ritualposts to encourage people to use my thread as oppose to others
>if a rival thread appears sometimes i will falseflag as the op and link it in the current thread to stop people from posting in it
>create long off topic conversations and samefag in split threads to encourage people to not lurk or post in split threads, simply because it means more people go to the generals
>shit on cunnyfags by accusing them of being pedophiles, because cunny scares the redditors and newfags away (even though im a huge cunnyfag myself)
>constantly break containment by posting images of gura's cunny on boards outside of /vt/ (to encourage visits from hate filled ill-intentioned tourists)then admit to being a pedophile when called out
>spoonfeed anybody who asks because it's easy (you)s and makes newfags feel more welcome (newfags are easy to bait.)
>multiple (you)s of encouragement for specific indivdiaul ritualposters (such as rratman, ayamefriend, fat cat poster, bathtub anon etc...) because constant breaching of anominmity ensures that the threads become more reddit-like, and reddit-mindset is easy to bait. giving (you)s to ritualposters also encourages other anons to give (you)s because it makes people feel like they better fit in
>intentionally fucking up [/spoiler]my spoilers[/spoiler] and then samefagging myself spoonfeeding how to do it properly (because this lets newfags blend in better)
>superchat in dedicated chinese larping account using vpn and google translate, then post screenshots on /hlg/ and /hlgg/. although i rarely do this anynmore.
>validate eops and poorfags through chad-images or calling them based
>will not critique anyone without dragging somebody else down in the process(usually kiara)
>link clips in threads, then samefag accuse myself of being the clipper who is just shilling himself, to harbour hatred against clip watchers and eops
>never seriously antipost kiara, because it is too easy and that would put me on the same level as a seanigger. instead I LARP as kfp to bait said seaniggers
>use ars for all my memberships, then boast about it
>subtle and patronising nijiniggering
>backseat, and then post screenshots of me backseating
>"all me" post because its retarded and contributes nothing
>bite obvious bait because it encourages them to bait more
>accuse others of being eop while also being eop myself
>occasional frogpost or wojakpost, but ultimately this achieves nothing aside from further harbouring hate against tourists
>screenshots of edited eop chat messages that i will post in the threads, in particular /hlg/
>towa baby, miko boat etc.. especially with haachama twitter links, then samefag the post acting outraged
>call her calli instead of mori
>intentional reddit spacing
>pollfag around 600 posts


I do not wish for the wellbeing of anyone, not my oshi nor this board. I simply want to watch the world burn. I do it all in the name of my oshi Gawr Gura.