/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68266825
no

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1948338984?t=1h57m12s

>>44575465
I just got mine

>>43912940
>morning tea ceremony ASMR
I'm ready.

>>41439844
Pomu will be Japanese one day!

>>37126470
I prefer black

>>31421707
>watches an antisocial gremlin for 2 years
>gets angry when she acts like an antisocial gremlin in a game.
>is so mentally ill, runs to VT for sympathy for being banned.

about as mentally ill as i'd expect from someone who posts on VT.

>>28940559
>will never be JP

Fuck Towa
Fuck Overwatch

>>26544654
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>20524387
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>19016151
>As a Japanese

>>16792936
Anyone who can use photoshop onegai

>>16447818

>>15902567
Mori-sama...

>>14814184
Imagine obfuscating the true face of Ken-sama.

>>13631922
Blonde samurai keeps me going. Here's hoping she's a JSL or a JP ESL.

>Blonde haired samurai
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>7564985
I think this is the anti ken-sama

>>7112946
>EN views are so shit compared to Pekora and Marine. Even though they have a wider audience because of their language.

>>6376632
>who is she for?

>>6018907
>The only people who dig into pop groups are teenage girls
Next time read before posting, Ricky Retardo. Are you a fucking teenage girl? No? Then we don't have the same fucking culture over here now do we? Because we're talking about the demo - which is guys in their 20-30's regardless of the country. Now if you can dig up something in America that this demo tune in for that is similar to Idol Culture I will suck your cuck, but I don't think I have to worry about doing that since it doesn't exist.

>>6018928
Yeah, nah. The idol shit is weird, and seeing an American do it is weirder. It's like looking at this picture and somehow not cringing. You're in the minority there, pal.

>>6018939
I'm not talking about that either. I am talking about the lived experience of Americans who tune into Hololive. And those guys? Yeah, they aren't there for the idol stuff. It might come as a surprise to you, but a lot of people out there watch these girls that don't watch anime, or read manga, or even play fuckin' video games. I would know because most of my own friend group stumbled across Hololive independently and they are turbo as fuck normies. They all have oshis, even if they don't know what that means. They member. A few of them even buy merch. And despite this they universally loathe the idol crap because it's simply not for them. They can rationalize watching a cute girl doing cute things while playing video games but the rest of it's a bridge too far.

>>5810056
>>5810225
same energy

>>4462009