/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>moom and fauna got goth outfits
>Bae and Kronii got "boss" outfits of sorts

What will IRyS get?

>>72166697
>Mermaid
>8/10
A lame fetish at a surface-level, but most porn solves this by saying their pussies secrete lubricant so water-sex wouldn't be awful. You would absolutely need to be passionate about swimming, but swimming is genuinely some of the best exercise a human can do, so you'd eventually become /fit/ as fuck.

>Lamia
>10/10
Only way this sucks is if you simply hate snakes. Their blood type would make them constantly wanting to snuggle you, and you could have sex in positions your brain couldn't even begin to imagine. Lamia who leave their tribes are also extremely loyal, although they're a bit on the huge side, so they may knock over shit

>Centaur
>5/10
Horse pussy. You either accept it or it's not gonna work out. Most get depicted with giant tits but... Horse pussy. If you're into that they would be a full-on tradwife so more power to you. Riding your wife to go grocery shopping is pretty cute though!

>Harpy
>6/10
Most get depicted as kind of dumb, but some anons would like that. Unfortunately harpies are depicted as pretty small, so they wouldn't be able to carry you without a lot of training, so no cool romantic flights with your wife at first, but they'd be able to eventually. Top-tier cunny though if you're into that!

>Spider
>6/10
Spider girls take a lot of work to romance because of their enormous size, and generally dangerous predator bodies. May frankly be for rich anons only (or ones down to go live in the wilderness) You would likely end up having a lot of scars from complete accidents. Most spider girls draeam of romance though, so if you get past the obstacles it would work out. Enjoy the really fucking kinky sex

>Cowgirl/holstein
>10/10
Slow moving with lots of love, and tits bigger than the human race can produce. What's not to like? Only real "downside" is cowgirls can sometimes be depicted in many forms of fiction as being a bit lazy, so your wife may get a bit chubby, but she'd love you with all your heart. If you're not into gigantic tits you could also sell your wife's milk for money. Now neither of you have to work!

>Slime girl
>9/10
A wife that you can literally customize. Takes a bit of effort on (You)r part, since at a baseline they're nearly brainless, but the more you touch them or cum inside them they would literally mold themselves to your liking. Cunny, big, or anything in between. The ultimate "pickme" girl since she would LITERALLY mold to whatever you like. May not have much individuality.

Tradwifebros...

IRyS isn't christian...

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