/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Watching Flare play Undertale for the very first time of her life, putting her Switch to good use. She's honestly doing incredibly well for a first timer, passing through the puzzles in swift fashion, dodging enemy attacks like it as second nature and knowing exactly what to do at the right time. It's almost as if she knows all this stuff already
While Botan put her PC through a little stress test with TABS multi unit placement and practically twisted its balls for her amusement just like a real lion would. Thankfully the test was successful and now she's laughing her ass off at watching her army take on a bunch of pirates.
While in a few minutes, Tonka Truck is going to boot up Apex and invites you kenzokus to join her on a grand adventure of protecting her from getting lit up by the enemy.
While in a few minutes, Reine's pulling out her air fryer and hopefully not her unique cake hat and is going to be holding a special YABE where she talks about her cooking related dreams.
While in a few minutes, Professor Ollie is back and it's time to get those brain neurons energized as we get introduced to another math stream.
While in a few minutes, Mori's going to finally be in the shoes of the kind of delivery man she loves to chase down street while yelling HEY!
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara "Toxoplasmosis isn't real also these cats keep rubbing me" Takanashi claim that her throat hurts but then goes off on 20 minute tangents immediately after as if we weren't expecting something like this to happen. Well this is the prime Kiara experience and why we love her supachat readings so much, she's also still way past high right now and has probably ran over thousands of KFP members right now.
While many Takodachis are getting suited up to prepare for war as Ina's member's double gundam movie member's featurette is about to start soon. Remember that Sinanju, Epyon and Hyakku Shiki are the best Mobile Suits.
So friends, where we at?

Watching some anime dragon girl named Coco singing Boom Boom Boom among other songs, the only thing on her mind is giving her fans a grand and fun concert to keep within their memories for the rest of their lifetime.
While Flare is flying around in THE END in search of materials to make what's probably another great project by the not coffee elf. She is half elf, half human, she is cancelling coffee elf.
While Watame's playing som Minecraft to chill out with her fans after all the praise she got for her new original song released earlier today.
While Oga's holding another zatsudan, talking about the anime he's been watching and how's his new programming project has been coming along.
If you missed it, Watame released a new original song titled Melody for You. The instrumentals for this song is out of this world, the MV is filled with Gen 4 Unity, and you can feel the love and heart poured into the lyrics and vocals by Watame. If you need a song to pick you up after a rough day, this song is the definite go to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l44ih2KWJAo
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina be smug as hell creating her sexual harassment takodachi emote as well as an iconic paintako emote as her member's emote stream is such a pleasing and comfy experience filled with cute giggles.
While for his 48th day of learning eigo, Temma's decided that he wants to learn all about international travelling spots including places like New York and Italy and Germany and what not. Tune into him if you want to teach him of good places to visit to outside of Japan.
While Fubuki's awake at a healthy time once again, playing some more PSO2NGS, right now she's looking through her room commenting on all the Disgaea merchandise and other references as well as playing around with the minigames she's set up. God, if there's anything that could bring me back to PSO2 it would be looking and designing fun rooms like this.
Today, Kanata and Okayu got together, unleashed those dangerous cool voices of theirs and unleashed onto this world a suave duo of the song Callboy. Tune into this if you want to question your sexuality because hearing these two ikemen serenading to you can lead to some really strange feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMUJSK5u4g
Also, Coco released a great present to her fans today. Hearing her sing this song, you really do understand just how far this Dragon's come. All that hard work, all those reps, this is the fruit of her labor. This once Mickey Mouse sounding, foul mouthed dragon, truly has become a shining star and wonderful idol. Never forget to cherish her in your memories for all eternity /hlgg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_djNpDqm3Q
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame drinking her high quality and very refined apples while performing dances to various classical music and blessing us all with a Wupa Wonday due to oversleeping Supa Sunday. Alarms could not penetrate Ame's need to sleep this time for some strange reason.
While oh my god Choco is playing Apex Legends again and there's no Roboco in sight. Today's stream, she's aiming for Gold I...and so far she's been having slightly okay luck and hasn't dipped too far away from her original position but...but that's exactly how last time went and we had 22 hours of Chocopex GODDAMNIT.
While Temma's getting in some warm up sessions in unranked before Aruran and Miyabi join up with him so they can get on that ranked grinding session in Apex Legends.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara flexing her powers over the feeble Gigguk despite having lost the match agaisnt him (she beat him once though, Go Kiara Go!) Now we're playing some Shadowverse Pictionary and Mori's pretty much slaying the competition with her reaper skills, hopefully this means we'll get more drawing streams with Mori instead of Shadowverse streams. You can catch this bonanza over at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ONaq0jhPE
While in a few minutes Ame, after having such an amazing time at the Usaken Festival and making Miko literally gosling over her, is now going to bless our lives with a comfy as hell supachat reading.
While in a couple of minutes, Mio went to sleep early today and missed the festival, but she definitely caught some streams of it and will probably catch more after her Good Morning stream that she has scheduled.
Holostars Anniversary today gave us some great information. They're going to be having a 3D Concert sometime in December. This means every Holostar member will be receiving a 3D in the coming months until then. Big news for the boys and you can go celebrate by streaming their new original group song they put out today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeMW9KK_zM
Then you can hurry up and listen to some more Weather Hackers. You have no excuse to not do it. NONE. Get off your fat asses and go stream this incredible song already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khRDaLiyGdA
So friends, where we at?

So many viewpoints to choose from. A grand festival for all to enjoy. All these interaction, all these people all at once, this is what a festival is all about! I hope you've all gotten your streams loaded up and are having a grand time with all of these hilarious happenings. Hopefully they'll be millions of clips so we can look back at this from other perspectives we missed out on. Also remember to smile for Coco, as this festival is a grand send off for our favorite dragon.
While Holostars are holding another announcement after their group original song dropped earlier today. If anybody is watching it, please send the deets to us once whatever is announced is announced. In the meantime you can catch their original group song down below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeMW9KK_zM
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy ride around in Monster Hunter Stories 2 progressing through this story with some womb, I mean egg fetch quests! Imagine her hands with how she handles her greatsword with your body!
While watching RBC back at it again with her APEX Reps (which you WILL play, I know you can reach Diamond!) Shes running around in Octane like an absolute pro!
While Reine reviews her fan's disgusting filthy pig keyboards, though some are pretty nice. This cute one that you can swap buttons is pretty funny, I used to do that back with my first keyboard when it got old.
While Amelia SOULFULLY SINGS HER HEART OUT with each piece she does! She is even cuter here today than usual as she sings 'duets' with Goorah! Another example why you Teamates gosling for her all so much!
While Subaru quests through Coco Quest VIII being the best hero she can be slashing through waves of innocent slimes despite them not doing anything wrong! (Truly a hero)
While Pekora lowers the homeless population by executing the homeless population in Like a Dragon!
While the Jobber of Japan boots up another Shadowverse stream, shilling and telling us all about the game!
While all this was happening I was ordering a new chair because I wasn't able to reach properly up to my monitor. Kamisama has cursed me with this forsaken height and my poor purchase choices.
So friends, I ask you on this fine night, where we at?

Didn't you have such a great time with the last meme review /hlgg/? We finally got our long awaited orange collab, and it was absolutely the best meme review ever. Never forget Coco /hlgg/. Never forget what she gave to us. Cherish her memories for the rest of your lives. You have 40 minutes or so of dead minutes until we get hit with five streams because Pekora's got some more Yakuza to play after earning Kiryu's trust, Lamy's going to play some more RPG Monster Hunter Stories 2, Ollie's learning more math, Subaru has some more world saving to do in Dragon Quest 8 and Reine's going be reviewing all your dirty, probably cum stained keyboards you nasty troglodytes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ceiling leak to fix.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Reine use her big breine as she's gotten her snacks nice and hot as it's finally time for her to obtain the true ending of 999. This will be the last 999 stream and then we'll be moving onto VLR so make sure you catch this hilarious series before then, it's seriously been one of Reine's best.
While Aqua is trying not to get all of her fingers broken, using that big brain of hers to carefully choose her cheat cards when appropriate and survive this killer game of 21, RE7 style.
While wow wow wow, Korone's finally playing through the Henry Stickman collection, sending our lovely ojisans who recognize these references into a blissful heaven while Korone not only recognizes basically all of the video game references, but reacts with such excitement that you just have to smile at it.
While Okayu's going to get a goddamn heartattack from playing through more Yomawari, trying not to get twisted into a pretzel by various murderous yokais.
While Coco's mellowing out with her Tatsunokos after an incredibly busy day of hanging out with good Holo friends through various collabs.
While Iofi isn't done with getting her alien heart pumping, traveling through the dark nights of the horror game called The Ghost Train.
While Matsuri's feeling sing songy after her cover release yesterday and is going to spend today singing wonderfully to all those who will stay and listen.
While Watame, Towa, Botan, Moona and Pekora all logged into Minecraft, working on their very own projects. A reminder that the Usaken Festival will start tomorrow, so make sure you to set your alarm clock and get ready for some fun. My oshi probably won't b their, but I'm sure many of your oshis will be there so I hope they'll all interact with each other happily and send Coco off with a day she'll never forget for the rest of her life.
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina unite her followers into giant weapons of mass unification so that she can slice and punch evil doers and world destroyers who dare to threaten this world in Wonderful 1010.
While Choco...Choco has been playing Apex Legends Ranked for over 15 hours and...and she hasn't...she hasn't made any progress at all...she's actually dipped below 3500 points now which is less points she had when she started playing 15 hours ago...who will save this tiny succubus from HERSELF?!
While Flare's showing off her cute eigo reading her supachats. She also says don't worry so much even though she's going to be taking a little small break for health reasons, just as long as you don't change your oshi from her to someone else during her absence.
If you haven't checked it out yet, I highly recommend you go and stream Kiseki Knot right now. Coco's leaving in less than a week and Kanata worked incredibly hard to bring this song to life. Please go listen to this miracle of a song, given to us by everyone in Gen 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cpjmkc1Rw
And when you've wiped your tears, you can head over to Suisei's original song Bluerose. The first in a trio of original singles Suisei plans on releasing with the next one being in Mid-July, this song is upbeat and Suisei's vocals really make your soar while listening to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfDYRy17CBY
And then after you finish soaring, the rain will flow once more, because Matsuri released a cover of Tuyu's Perhaps I'll Be Able to Become the Sun. She did an outstanding job tapping into her strong and impressive "sad" vocal range and gives this song the proper delivery it deserves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUPlFjikr0
So friends, where we at?

Listening to the real Grim Shady as she absolutely kills it in her Unarchvied Karaoke. First bring us into Macross and then throwing us into the past with Inuyasha and now caused us to prostrate before her as she reminds us that she really is the Queen of Sayonara. NOW HURRY UP AND PLAY STRIVE. BACK TO BAAAACK.
While Luna's pretty much just celebrating reaching 600k Subs since she made it before she started even begun singing. She's having tons of fun though, going wild in her karaoke. She even sang Roki!
While Choco and Roboco are still on that Apex grind, someone please save Choco. She's trying to reach Plat IV before the rank reset but has been stuck in Gold IV for such a long time. Choco needs SLEEP.
While Pekora has gathered up multiple members of this Minecraft Relay together for a grand final showing. Come watch her laugh around with her workers and potentially blow Towa up again.
While Fubuki's is still unleashing her vocal powers, containing her laughter as she guides her little purple man towards the goal he is singing for in One Hand Clapping.
While Suisei and Inui are holding another one of their fun radio shows together, where they talk about how their concerts and singing has been going and just being good friends joking around.
While Iofi got her ending in Night Delivery and she doesn't want to go back to it because of that elevator scene. Her heart can't take it and she will now move onto supachats.
While Shien's getting his drumming skills on because he's gotta keep that beat in One Hand Clapping, so go see him grooving out if you want.
While Aruran's back on the Upa Lupa mass production line as he's still aiming for those rare colored Upas through mass breeding in Minecraft.
While Astel, Noah and Reid's training has not ended yet, as the scrimmages continue and so does their lust for shooting the hell out of everyone.
So friends, where we at?

It's Day 44 of Temma's eigo learning streams. Today is another day of having a nice chat with his fanbase before moving onto doing some duolingo reps. Today's zatsu is about how all of the places he likes to order food from. He especially likes Sukiya and it was even the plalce where he had his first part time job.
Today, Izuru released a cover of Spinning Sky Rabbit today by Orangestar today. His covers are always nice because it has the perfect mixing for the instrumentals and voice and this was no exception. You'll really feel the calm aura this young boy is able to release from singing and your mind will be relaxed listening to his beautiful singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1XOWOxTho
Polka too, has released a cover today. She covered the insane song called Hilarious. If you've listened to Polka's other covers, you'll already have figured out that when she gets to singing, she goes all out with the crazy vocals. This one is no exception as it might be her most chaotic song put out, yet she still absolutely killed it in the vocal department. Seriously, you must have some brain problems or something if you've decided on not giving this superb cover a listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrS_3gRdrg
So friends, where we at?

Watching Butt Chin Gura continue to be so goddamn cute and emotional on her big birthday bash as her little kokoro is getting assaulted by so many happy memories today. Seriously, this shark deserves all of this and more. Having her be a part of Hololive, making us all laugh and howl has been so incredible, I don't even know how to put it all into words. All these leaking ceilings, the repairman's going to be working overtime today.
So friends, where we at?

Watching that big ole smile of Polka as she fills our ears with super cute singing as her karaokes are always so incredibly energetic because this fennec ring master clown just loves to sing. AH SOIYA SOIYA SOIYA!
While Noel's OBS problems earlier seems to have been fixed, I'm not sure yet, but she did start her stream earlier than rescheduled and she's not sadfaced anymore so...Go Noel Go!
While please wake up Subaru, you've never been this late to your morning zatsu before, it's terrifying me.
While Ina riles up the takodachis of her member's stream with talk about Gundam, which in turn spilled into the thread and woke up all the slumbering /m/ posters in glorious fashion.
Also did you catch Daisenpai's stellar cover of Vampire? She released it today and just as you'd expect, Sora hit another home run. Don't be dumb and skip over this grand exprerience of Sora being coy and asking you if she can suck you dry since she's a vampire now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Gtd9zzeII
So friends, where we at?

Mellowing out with the coolest cat in vtubing as the rain and comfy as hell voice coupled with her amazing singing and song choice makes this Live 3D stream absolutely incredible. Seriously, if something like this doesn't calm your nerves and relaxes your soul, then I'm sorry to say but you may be a lost cause.
While Moona's no slouch in the singing department either as she's celebrating obtaining 700k Subscribers with a non-acapella, archived Karaoke stream, filling the airwaves with her gorgeous singing voice.
While Choco's working as hard as she can with Ranked Apex, aiming for at least one champion while begging for mercy when getting shot at. Current Rank: Bronze II.
If Daisenpai came to your house, bearing her fans, asking to suck your dry, would you let her? If you would then you are obligated to hurry over and listen to the cover of Vampire she dropped on us early today, and if you wouldn't then how's being stupid treating you hmm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Gtd9zzeII
So friends, where we at?

This collab has been nothing but two cute as hell young ladies repeating what the other says in their respective language and making nonsensical unintelligible noises and it's still one of the cutest damn things ever. God bless Gura and Nacho, and god bless this collab.
While in about a half an hour, the ojisans of /hlgg/ get to unleash whatever they've got pent up from watching Gura and Nachomama since it's Kanata's turn to play that nostalgia reminder game Henry Stickman.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Anya not delivering any underwear to any of these weirdos as she tries to survive this hell landscape that is Night Delivery. Imagine a dagger getting stabbed with a knife...how ironic is that?
While in an hour and some minutes, Ame finally returns back to us, placating all of the Teamates of /hlgg/ and calming their nerves now. She's holding a nice zatsu and her owns are always lovely and comfy so make sure you show up if you want to rest your weary minds and calm your soul.
Plus, have you seen the Sweet Devil cover Watame dropped today? She's so goddamn horny, look at that illustration, the visuals, the song choice. She absolutely nailed it though and if you haven't checked it out yet, then you sure must be dumb in the head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBaIR-yvjdk
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy just talk about what she's been doing in her morning zatsu. Some highlights is that she finished SnK and thought it was absolutely amazing. Like she was totally amazed by how the author thought ahead of so many things. She's also going to watch the entire anime once the final season finishes airing. She also says that if there was ever a rap battle in Hololive with teams sorted by hair color, she'd learn how to beatbox and stand behind the powerhouse rappers of Suisei and Pekora. Plus incoming horror stream for Lamy starring Botan because those are always good and a rare horror game collab is in the works. Lamy's fantastic translator is still available, so come in, become Lamy and enjoy some sake while she reads supachats.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kanata continuing on with the solo hunts, begging for forgiviness when she gets knocked flat on her angel booty trying to pull off some chuuni Longsword moves. Still doesn't take awawy the fact that she solo'd Valstrax in style despite the panicking.
While Mori's actually learning what her cards do, getting her reaper booty slapped repeatedly by the Deadbeats who are lining up by the dozen, doing their skeleton dance in unison to have a chance at suplexing Mori in a children's card game.
While Noel's still running around waving her hands as if she's the head of a parade because this is the necessary steps needed to take in order to save the world in DQXI. She's at least having fun and giggling about it, and that's all that matters.
While Temma's getting in those Apex Legends reps since he woke up earlier than usual today. He's got no time to sit around waiting for people to bm him, he's gotta go as fast as Octane and get those ranks up. Current Rank: Silver I.
While in less than an hour, we're finally getting Amelia on Reddit Meme Review after she nearly died of laughter when Mori was on. This is justice for Mori and Ame's going to cringe so hard, this'll be a meme review to remember for many MANY reasons.
Also did you know that Aqua released a cover of Vampire today? Such a cute and bubbly kid talking about biting your neck and sucking you dry, it's quite exhilarating isn't it? If you've missed out on this experience, then hurry up and click below and get a taste of this sweet, tasty vampire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbPa0Qp3zJQ
Okayu also released a cover today. She sang Cute Girlfriend and the yandere Okayu makes another appearance, demanding that you hand over your everything to her, especially your onigiri. She's your cute girlfriend so this is expected isn't it? This is what you wanted. Because she's your cute girlfriend, you'd have to be a complete idiot to not have already listened to her cover right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR2texlVKJo
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara and Watame being cute as hell as the both of them caught each other playing Minecraft at the same time. Even Botan is here and this is something we've all been waiting for, an impromptu collab through Minecraft and it's so incredibly adorable.
While Coco's still thanking her supachats, and still putting smiles on everyone's faces, and still being the best dragon in the entire landscape that is vtubing.
While Anya hates fish. She HATES THEM, and that is why she put hundreds of bullets into the disgusting fish boss and spat on its corpse as it writhed in agony. Now she's closing off her stream with a supachat reading.
While Aqua's done with training her Seiun Sky in Uma Musume, as she's won all the races she can and is now closing us off with a supachat reading.
While Akirose had such a wonderful time returning back home to ARK2 and is now gleefully thanking everyone for the supachats she received today.
While Reine's gotten both the bad ending and secret ending of her guerilla horror game and the multiple excuses she used for when she got scared still continues as she shoots for the good end.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Roberu losing his mind managing his team of rising baseball stars in true Roberu fashion as he continues to play eBASEBALL 2020. He also has more Resident Evil 8 in 2 hours for those of you looking to see a hilarious playthrough of it.
While Aruran is taking NO prisoners in this guerilla unarchived karaoke stream as he's going in as hard as he can with every song he sings, showing us what it truly means to have a soulful performance.
So friends, where we at? Lots of good streams coming up, remember to enjoy and smile, it's what your oshi would want.

Watching Reine flex her master puzzle brain powers by taking an ungodly amount of time on just one miniscule puzzle part of the Dollhouse but now she's getting chased by THE BABY and holy hell the Reine screams are INCREDIBLE. Seriously tune into this stream to witness panicked dorky bird screams as she gets chased around by a vore baby.
While Korone and her dancing sword continues on her fun and calming Saga Frontier series of streams as she fills the air with lots of giggles and cute noises while she grinds and reads through the story.
While Okayu's training up and caring for this lovely horse who's name I can't remember but this is a reminder that your oshi will play Uma Musume and you will watch them play the horse game.
While Watame and her Watachips are both thanking supachats and reminding you that she has a Super Mario Party collab with Coco, Fubuki and Mori coming right up, so make sure catch that when it drops.
So friends, how we holding up? I couldn't focus on any other stream during the Uno collab but after watching it and seeing how much fun and laughter everyone was having really helped. This is a sad week but there's no point in moping around, all we can do is respect Coco's wishes and spend the rest of the days we have with her with a smile.

WAHtching Ina get back into the hunt...well back into the on stream hunt as she decides to take on the Air Bomber Bazelgroose as her warm up match. And boy was it a mistake that was because Bazel doesn't shake the rust off, he blows it up.
While Fubuki's hilarious stream of Fubuki's Henry Stickman is on its last legs as she's obtained basically everything the game has to offer and what a fun stream this was, especially seeing Fubuki's reaction to certain references.
While Korone's finished with yet another character story in Saga Frontier (screw that ending though.) so her stream too will be coming to a slow close, but there may be another stream of one of her favorite series in the near future.
While Flare's just travelling around in the Netherworld, navigating her way through the bad skellies and grabbing some much needed materials for more building projects.
So friends, where we at?