/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ayame!

Watching Ame who has explicitly stated that Ame does not exist and Ame is not real traverse through all these virtual and dream landscapes of Outer Wilds as some parts get her really spooked but she's having a fun and comfy time. She's gathered up lots of ship logs and forbidden archives and apparently she's got a bits left until she's completed the journey. Let's continue enjoying this not real Ame's comfy stream.
While Kroniies are still spending and enjoying time with their oshi as their Truman Show watchalong continues on. Whether they're enjoying it or not is something you'll have to ask them but I'm sure everyone enjoys hanging out with their oshi regardless.
Ollie and Astel joined up and provided us a brand new cover song to enjoy. This time they used their sibling rivalry energy to deliver a fun performance of Childish War. If you missed out on this piece of joy, do consider giving it a stream ASAP, as you won't regret it one bit.
https://youtu.be/pOsqlM_6JcI
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Only a little bit of time left until we get to see Ina being otherworldly cuter than usual today as she takes us on a magical journey of drawing in VR. Just imagine that cute dope with a little pen in hand making amazing illustrations and joking around with chat. Doesn't that already put a smile on your face? Less than 15 minutes to finish up those reps /hlgg/, then hurry back for the stream!
Unless of you're a member of Fauna, watching her laugh and smile preciously while enjoying the fauntastic movie called Kiki's Delivery Service. You can tell they're having a good time behind those closed walls.
Iofi went and covered a real nice ID song called Buatmu Tertawa today. The MV comes with some extremely precious illustrations and Iofi's soft vocals is the perfect thing to let you just kick back and let your problems melt away for a brief moment. You really should give it a stream if you're stressed or worried over something.
https://youtu.be/beSTVUWjDPI
It was ChocoShubaLuna's anniversary today, celebrating a full year of being incredible friends as well as a celebration for Luna conquering Subaru's heart while Choco cheers the two on as if they were a couple in the many mangas she read. The three of them even uploaded this bubbly and fun cover of Cherry Cherry Bomb. Don't miss out on something as fun as this, it's a must stream from how adorable these three sound together when singing.
https://youtu.be/BAx2GtYGJxs
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Watching Towa just blow off some steam as she's up at 6am, popping heads in some good ole fashion Apex Legends. She's even meeting up with people who recognize the champion of the last CR Cup!
While in less than 15 minutes, there's a brand new Tales game out on the horizon and our trusty Ambassador Kiara is already on the case. Come join her as she gets a small taste of this brand new adventure!
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Watching Gura fighting back either her internet or youtube's stinky code because right now she's trying to enjoy some Minecwaft with her good fwiend Kwonii and her intense need to collect all sorts of junk and what not. Daisenpai is also awake and has greeted the two girls and it was cute and precious and Hololive is fun. And then Ame logged on for scheduled vendor maintenance and needs to maintain her cookies so they don't run off.
While Mori's going through the works in Monster Hunter Rise, getting through all these tutorials and giving us a taste of that good ole english VA skills we love her so much for. She's already tried Hammer and is now picking up the Switchaxe.
While in less than 30 minutes, Kronii's going to be traversing a desolate neighborhood, delivering packages, collecting money and stealing babies in...some Night Delivery. Hurray for ChillaArts...hurray for October...
This day was the day of Ollie's birthday and she held a five hour long totsu to let all of her friends send her lots of birthday wishes and love. Over 50 people came to celebrate. Ollie also uploaded her first cover of an ID song and it sounds good! She worked hard and did her singing reps, the least you can do is give her hard work a stream or two you know.
https://youtu.be/4IG4BYARwZI
Watame lit up the world yesterday with her fantastic solo concert and had a good rest. She however wasn't finished healing our weary souls because she uploaded an amazing cover of FANSA to help us get through the day. Give it a stream or two and make your day just a little bit brighter.
https://youtu.be/rzV_EmHIvlo
KanaTwap and Squeezit got together so that the devilish angel crew can sing the theme song for the companies newest RPG called Deep Insanity ASYLUM. They sure picked the perfect duo because these two powerful singers are such a fantastic duo and their harmonization is just absolutely scrumptious. The song is a banger and you seriously need to go give it a stream or two.
https://youtu.be/23nEnPOXLEk
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Just sitting back and relaxing, letting Mother Nature do what she does best. A nice, relaxing, slightly tantalizing ear cleaning is exactly what some folks need since it appears there are so many wound up folks who are stressing over non-existent things. Get your ears and your soul cleaned, you'll become a better person after it's done.
And then you can get a face full of dolphin in less than 15 minutes because Ina's putting on the cap and grabbing the anchor once again as she journeys back into playing Guilty Gear Strive, bolstering the skills she picked up facing off against Mori "Bandit Bring that ass over here" Calliope.
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It's currently dead hours here in Hololive but the wait won't be too long. During this downtime you could be doing whatever reps that need to be done like steadily improving your Japanese language skills and become as Japanese as Anya. You only have to do this for 35 minutes or so because that's when Roberu's going to be finished washing his bar down and opening Bar Robel for the public.
If you're not much of a drinker then you will be in 40 minutes or so because you've got Ame asking if ya like jazz since you all will be watching A Bee Movie together. Hope you're prepared for that and good luck. You'll need it.
Ameneko, the super cool and sexy duo, got together once again to deliver onto us another amazing cover. They sang Religion of Loneliness today and I don't need to tell you how fantastic these two sound together. If you haven't given this a stream yet then what is wrong with you? Hurry and stream it RIGHT now while you've still got dead hours to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1SPCBrEYSA
Matsuri released a cover of the popular song Cinderella. She's always had a super pleasant to the ears singing voice and she really had fun with this song. If you haven't listened to it yet, then you have the time right now to stream it. Get to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYT1x4bNUo
Arupapa and his son Astel felt like singing together so they uploaded this super impressive cover of RYTHEM. The harmony achieved by these two are mind blowingly amazing and Arupapa's vocal training reps have paid dividends. If you missed out on hearing this amazing cover then you should quit being stupid beyond belief and give it a stream already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftkv0Zz_IAQ
Mori's got a new original song coming out in less than 30 minutes, and what an apt title it is considering what happened today. You'll be there when it premieres right? Mori's music never ceases to impress and this is for sure not going to be an exception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXB26PzV31k
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It's that very special part of the day today as it's time to chill out with Mama Mio's Asamio! She's for sure going to talk about her collab with Ayame, Watame and Fubuki today where they beat the shit out of giant bugs and frogs with guns and probably more talk about Taiga and Tawa. Plus you can't forget about the question she asks her fans every week so they can send her submissions where she reads and goes off on a small cute little tangent. Come on over and get comfy with the cutest wolf in Hololive!
Noel had her Anniversary Live 3D concert today and enlisted the help of my oshi Ayame, Okayu, Korone, Lamy and Kanata to sing lots of wonderful songs for our pleasure. If you missed it, you should definitely catch the VOD when you have the chance. After doing so, head on over to Noel's first ever original song! As Fubuki and Lamy say, this song is really fun and catchy and they also said you have to get it to 1m views at the minimum, so get to it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMYIam2RFkg
Roberu's birthday was today and to celebrate he decided he wanted to sing the Barakamon OP! It's been a while since his last solo cover and his vocal coaching reps have paid off greatly as he sounds so good in this cover. If you haven't given it a stream yet, hurry up and rectify that, you're missing out on something really great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-mDEzbzl4
So friends, where we at?

Just completely vibing out by the incredible talent this adorable rrat has stored up within her tiny body as she's singing with from the heart during this acoustic unarchived karaoke, pulling out all the voices.
While Gura is a literal baby who constantly spills shit all over the place and probably literally scoots her little body out of places hanging her head low to avoid eye contact with anyone. Her Minecraft gaming isn't enough to distract anyone from the fact that she's a barely functioning human being.
While Fauna is just straight up turning (Not) Pickle into the greatest dancer in the entire universe as the Treadmill Based Spaceship is the perfect tool for obtaining the necessary stamina to become the greatest idol.
AZKi's got another fantastic MV for one of her original songs. This time her song StrongestxWeakest girl was the winner today and it received a simple yet perfect MV with an art style that reminds you of P&SG. The jazzy funky instrumentals are also super good and this is a song worthy of being streamed daily...hourly even!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlVNXn1wFwo
Watame's final original song before her Solo Concert. She called it Rainbow because it's a song that's supposed to make you smile like when you stare up at a Rainbow. The lyrics were made by Deco*27 and the MV is in full 3D, showing off Watame's emotions and dance moves. If you missed out on listening to it all this time, hurry up and get control of your life stinklord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMZNjFkJK7E
Aqua's original song Aqua-Iro Palette, the one that goes I love you so much~ in the chorus. The amazing one yeah. It got an English release. Completely unprovoked and out of no where. That's why you should go on over and give it a listen to, since it's one of the best Hololive originals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0Nhf9wiy8
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Watching Sana who's removed her limiters in order to draw a galaxy sized portrait of herself today. The cute adorable giggles, the really clean line art and the comfy BGM makes this stream such a pleasing experience to sit through. If you're in need of something to just kick back and relax to as you forget about the cares of work or the worries of life, hop on over here and get lost in space.
UMISEA's skits are over and I'm sure you've had your fill of Gura's A and the sheer greatness that is Ina's VA work but have you seen this original song? This is their final send off and it's a unique song to say the least. You should give it a stream or two, you never know if it's something you'd want to dance to and it'd be a shame if you missed out on something you enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEb-Ox1KEw
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Watching Subaru live with the consequences of her action because yesterday she talked about how she saw her very first lewd Subaru illustration on Twitter yesterday, thereby opening the floodgates. Thus when she looked at Twitter the next day she bore witness to a new popular search titled Subaru R-18 artwork. Her hilarious zatsudan is still going on right now so if you need to laugh at cute duck noises then come on over.
While Fauna's clearly making everyone's soul melt and their crotches stiffen during her Oil Massage/Ear Cleaning ASMR. Whispering sweet motherly words inside your ear as she strokes you old balding head and tells you that it's okay to be an ojiisan, just let mama take care of you forever.
Polka gave us another wonderful cover release today, this time singing Kaikai Kitan, the Jujujitsu Kaisen OP. Her unique and chaotic but pleasant singing voice is always a delight to listen to and this song is an instant bop. You should definitely give it a stream if you haven't yet, you won't regret it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-q93ccVQqM
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WAHtching Ina turning everyone who watches her into puddles of relaxation as the combination of her current BGM and her super sweet, soft, (nasally) speaking voice makes for one hell of a relaxing Minecraft stream. Who can relax though when those takos are being a bunch of fatty fat fat gluttons and eating millions of calories in the form of cookies.
While we say good morning to Roboco again as she's up at a very healthy time of 7:00 a.m. to have a nice cute zatsu with us. She'll also be eating breakfast and we'll get the return of her super super SUPER cute big smile chibi gif that never fails to put a smile on everyone's face.
While Polka is also awake at this time and she's decided that she wants to get comfy as well, booting up Minecraft and treating us to some early morning shenanigans.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara assert her superiority by not only overpowering the cringe she should be feeling by watching Debut Kiara but unironically talk about how much she wants to 69 with past Kiara for having such amazing tastes in multiple categories. She's definitely the type of person who'd make out with herself if she time traveled to the past and met up with her former self. Honestly though, it's pretty amazing how soft Kiara spoke in her debut stream, you wouldn't guess this little chickadee would become this bright and powerful phoenix we know and love today.
While Shion's all Warioware'd out as she swiftly completed that short story mode of the game and has now reserved herself to laughing at ojiisan's small packages and thanking all of the many supachats and support she's gotten today for being cute.
While Flare's still catching up on all the supachats she's gotten in the past few weeks, but failing at doing so due to her drifting off into a tangent after reading a couple of supachats in true Flare fashion.
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Watching Pekora finally make some more progress after playing Jump King for a grand total of 15 hours! She finally made a big jump and started singing Konayuki in celebration to hype herself to not fall down after making said difficult jump. Go Pekora Go!
While Kiara's soaring through the air and has plenty of time to finish Skyward Sword today, so she should stop getting distracted and beat this game no matter what so she can go play Fall Guys with KFP in her Member's stream. Also that's one fat ass dragon and one big ass fruit.
While Korone needs a multitude of hugs and headpats right now as her FFIX journey has ended and Vivi's fate in particular really hit her hard. She's currently trying to read supachats but the tears just won't stop flowing.
While Polka! She's singing today! She sang Marine's Unison which caused Marine to personally cheer on Polka in chat! Polka is actually amazing and you should definitely go over and catch her karaoke if you're not already.
While Suisei is falling more and more in love with Shionne who continues to show off her intense teetee powers to the Comet during this Tales of Arisee journey. Suisei's probably thinking about dressing Mori in a Shionne outfit at this point.
While Flare's still keeping her wits intact even in the face of dangerous looking poems and a shitload of freakout moments in DDLC. Nothing's fazing this Elf but she still laughs hysterically when something catches her off guard.
While Watame's still grabbing all the materials she needs in order to complete the giant sign in the sky, showcasing that she's the Uber Sheep Leader and also the perfect landmark to look up into the sky and find out exactly where Wata Land is located.
While Anya's pretty much weary of everyone in this ship as she's the only person who has gone through a bunch of loops yet. The game's telling her to keep her emotions in check if she doesn't want to get sent to some cold sleep...
While look at Iofi and her pearly whites. She's really getting into this otome game, listening to this guy and his suave japanese voice chat away with her in Let's Meet Our Fated Partner.
While Moona's grabbing all of the Fire Rods she needs for more auto sorting creation in her Minecraft stream while chatting away with her viewers, laughing along to the topics they bring forth.
While Mel's being super duper incredibly adorable today, using her incredible eigo skills to read all of the supachats she's gotten today including those from kaiginikkis. She had so much fun playing Shin-chan and glad that her viewers enjoyed watching her.
While Aruran is acting like a father now that he's dead, surverying all of his little children who are left to fend for themselves in this Hardcore World since Pizza Papa got his ass bit and laid to rest.
Rikka released an incredible cover of Phony today. You should give it a stream because Rikka's singing is absolutely out of this world and his ability to hit extremely high notes and prolong them is truly amazing.
https://youtu.be/fOhjEjn-hY8
So friends, where we at?

Watching Towa get stalked and stream sniped by cheating dicks while she's trying to get that Tonka Truck win during her ranked Apex Legends runs. She just wants to to reach Diamond, is that so much to ask for? Current Rank: Plat I
While Meimei is being way past adorable and going into straight sunshine mode as she actually struggles to read supachats. She's doing her best okay, please be patient with the cute daughteru.
While in less than 15 minutes, IRyS is going to get in the goddamn robot and kill other robots and pilots as she starts her adventure into the world of Titanfall 2.
While in less than 15 minutes, Sana's going to show off her impeccable platforming skills once again as she plays some more Celeste today. She's also going to have a supachat reading this time (for reals for reals). Plus what an inkredible stream title Sana, Ina will be proud.
Speaking of proud, AZKi released a cover of Higurashi's Why or Why Not today. She decided to sing this song using her increasingly improving eigo and she did a wonderful job. You should for sure give this cover a stream or two because AZKi's one incredibly talented singer and deserves so much praise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AdZnOhL1Ak
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Watching Ceres in what is probably one of the most dangerous streams in the history of streams (even more dangerous than Noel/Marine's shower stream) as the expert of ASMR drives everyone's body to their limits, causing the entire world's essence to become sex itself.
While it's been one whole hour since Hakos started her stream and...she finally made it past the tutorial boss in Bloodstained! Ya hope's getting pretty damn good at video games you know. She also promises not to start ANY new series until she finishes some of her backlog so that's something to really get excited for.
While Sana's going to be serenading to us in her beautiful, soft voice to entice us into getting some good sleep. She's even bringing a nice piano to help us relax and drift off.
While after a successful gacha run filled with lots of SSRs, Mumei's gambling has been satiated and she's now being incredibly adorable, reading through all the supachats she's gotten. She's also reminding you to drink Red Bull all day, everyday.
While Kronii's is known to be one of the best Dragon Dancers in the entire tier; the combination of a base 130 Attack and essentially a 1.33x boost on both of its main STAB moves thanks to Tough Claws allows it to OHKO most foes at +1 with STAB Flare Blitz, meaning it can sweep almost effortlessly through teams, especially given how easy it is to set up with such a great defensive typing.
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watching Pizza Dad sing his heart out to an audience of like five people
while Roboco and Coco take turns sucking Astel's little disney dick in APEX
while a classic original plays a classic original and an overhyped rehash plays an overhyped rehash
and Reine continues to berate her insufferable chat for being massive shitlords

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Watching Rushia and Noel in what is probably one of the most dangerous collabs in the history of collabs (even more dangerous than Noel/Marine's shower stream) as the two experts of ASMR drive everyone's body to their limits, causing the entire world's essence to become sex itself.
While it's been one whole hour since Mori started her stream and...she finally made it past the tutorial boss in Bloodstained! Ya boy's getting pretty damn good at video games you know. She also promises not to start ANY new series until she finishes some of her backlog so that's something to really get excited for.
While Kanata's going to be serenading to us in her beautiful, soft voice to entice us into getting some good sleep. She's even bringing a nice piano to help us relax and drift off.
While after a successful gacha run filled with lots of SSRs, Aqua's gambling has been satiated and she's now being incredibly adorable, reading through all the supachats she's gotten. She's also reminding you to drink Red Bull all day, everyday.
While Shien's doing his best to get that coveted crown in Fall Guys, playing through the 5th Season as if it was second nature. This is probably training for the upcoming Holostars collab with Miyabi, Aruran and Oga tomorrow.
So friends, where we at?

Congratulations to Takamori on their wedding and also a great congratulations for actually raising a child to not be as autistic as her parents! Kiara's Sims stream was a real blast filled with hilarious moments and a shit ton of Gura faces. Now we're going to have even more fun because it's time to read Supachats.
While Watame's been reading supachats for 5.5 hours now, reading every single one of the ones she got for reaching a well deserved 1m Subs. Seriously another big congrats to this wonderful sheep, here's hoping that she continues to bless our lives with lovely sheep giggles and amazing covers/original songs.
While Rikka finally managed to fight back the great evil lurking beneath and put it to rest as he just finished up the horror game Shadow Corridor. Now he can go and rest his old rusty body in bed because it's 4:30 a.m.
While in 27 minutes or so, Ina's grabbing her drawing pen once more as she takes us on another relaxing journey of drawing and zatsus. The perfect stream to get your soul relaxed after that high octane wedding ceremony of Takamori.
Today Rushia celebrated her 2nd Anniversary with an outstanding concert that showcased the talents of my Oshi Ayame, Shion, Haachama, Pekora and Okayu. If you missed that you should check out the VOD, her performance with Haachama was exhilarating. After you do that, you can head on over and check out her own cover of Goodbye Sengen down below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEs80XOSSHQ
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Watching Gawr throw /hlgg/ into a chaotic and horny mess through all of these incredibly spicy innuendos and topics and then throwing us for a loop by talking about earwax filled jars. This samegaki is out of control and nobody is going to be able to stop her because she's cute. What are you gonna do about it, report her to the animal shelter? She's got bing bongs, you can't touch her but she can touch you.
So friends, where we at? I must once again thank all of you for helping my oshi achieve 1m Subscribers. She went on to say that she realized that she'd been getting a lot of people subscribing to her due to her covers and is very happy that they enjoyed them. I sincerely mean it when I say thank you for streaming and enjoying her King and Goodbye Sengen covers. Because of you she's going to gain even more confidence n her singing and will make more covers and possibly do more karaokes with songs she's never sung before. Seriously, I can't thank you all enough for making my oshi so happy right now.

Watching the Kingpin of Axolotls and Pizza, Aruran be completely surrounded by his empire of amphibious creatures as his life's work of mass production has reached many folks. He's got nearly all of Animare amazed at his mile long strip of Axolotl breeding grounds as well as his stuffed to the brim with Upa Lupas screen he's currently working with. It's seriously impressive on how many Upa Lupa's he's actually created and I he just keeps on upgrading and expanding further.
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Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.

Watching Ame wield the Best Unarchived Karaoke stream trophy proudly as she pulls out all the stops for this Fourth of July celebration. Raising our spirits with Carlito and then shattering our hearts but making us stronger with a surprise duet of Baka Mitai with Pekora. Teamates...you have an absolutely wonderful oshi. You better make sure to cherish her for eternity, you hear?
While Choco's getting kidnapped and begs for forgiveness as the killer doesn't give two shits that she is tiny and tosses her onto the hook to sacrifice her for eternity.
While Lamy isn't slowing down at all with the supachat readings for today, going off on super tangents and even went into a spat with someone calling themself the Real Yukihana Lamy. The Lamyfication is getting dangerous.
So friends, where we at? 1 Day and 8.5 hours until my oshi's return to streaming.

Watching Tiny Choco make a return not for Apex but for Dead by Daylight as she's picked up the slimy tentacle man himself, Nemi-chan. Watch as she stalks around, ready to tentacle slap some survivor asses and then shove her fist right up into them in one strike.
While Lamy's being adorable as hell in her morning zatsudan, talking about how she met the rare YAGOO himself and took tons of pictures of the smiling ojisan. As Lamy describes, the dudes just a laid back, always smiling, nice type of ojisan who'll turn into quite the yabai ojisan if he drinks. She actually met a lot of senpais that day, as it was her first time that she'd ever seen Korone, Fubuki and Ayame.
While in 30 minutes, it's the Fourth of July so Ame's gonna go soften up her throat, avoid bread and give us one hell of an unarchived karaoke today. Go Ame Go!
While in 30 minutes, Roberu's going to finish wiping down his bar and open up Bar Robel so he can talk about unchi and his 3D Stream with Rikka a couple of days back.
So friends, where we at? 1 day and 10.5 hours left until my oshi's return to streaming.