/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32154664
if they try it, Jenma activates the bomb collars

>>30908912
HOLY

*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Making your talent pay hundreds of thousands for 1 day instead of just making a manager (jenma) go to Europe to give her her 3D suit (like she has done in the past to visit her)

Thanks Cover.

>>22461091


*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

>This discussion
So basically, Cover needs to hire 3 more Europeans (none british)*** and take a risk in a completely new market, then Umisea the shit out of them with Kiara. Sounds like a good idea, which is exactly why Cover won't do it


***IMPORTANT!!!!

*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

DISCORD SEX

Permissions? Ah, why gotta make my life so hard?

>GET ZHE PERMISSIONS

>she retweeted WHAT

JUST TEASE THEM A BIT MORE GURA, YOU CAN HIT IT,

gooruh....

>c word

>>2519912
That's a fucking amazing idea anon I swear to God.

>>2075404

>>1325371
>if the surprise announcement in the collab
Who said this? If there is one It'll OBVIOUSLY be new outfits. What else could they ALL have to announce at once?

>>1322780

>>847024
Stop it!

>>786551
You know to much anon