/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Watching the orange kraut again eh, Cole? Piece of advice from your old pal Roy: be careful you don't stand too close when she sings, just her breath will give you herpes.

So, that Holobird collab. Funny how The first Japanese talent Kiara collabs with us the same be that sounds like a dude. Guess that chicken’s really cock crazy, eh?

>>1404419
Nice of the mods to do their jobs for once!

So nice of Ame to stream from her hotel room inbetween “investigating” Johns, eh Cole?

Can you believe people hate California, Cole? We’ve got Hollywood, beautiful beaches and beautiful women to boot. Anybody who’s anybody is in California or aims to end up here, like Noel, learning English so she can shakethose K-Cups in the warm California sun!

>>1362033
No, she’s “Latinx”.

Oh, was that a rage quit Watson? How professional, as expected of a woman.

Mori’s feeling depressed these days, eh Cole? I guess she finally realized that her friends are getting married and doing fulfilling things with their lives and she’s going to die alone and unloved with nothing to show for it except some shitty jungle noises!

She can’t sing, she can’t shoot and she can’t cook. Now ask yourself something, Cole: am I talking about Amelia Watson, or someone else from Hololive? Trick question, I’m talking about all of them!

>>1121794
If we’re lucky, a graduation. The world could always use one less chink.

Can you believe they give money for doing nothing for this stupid jap bitch? Taking that manager gig was the smartest thing I ever did.

Ina’s encountered a technical issue, Cole. It’s called “Oh no, we booked the most boring member for a collab”!

Luna’s button mashing her way through Yakuza? Sounds like she’s going to “need another surgery” soon, Cole.

“Input Lag”, Watson? More like “You suck at this game”, why don’t you play on a controller the way it was meant to be played?

Gura’s not getting enough “D”, you say? I don’t buy that for a second, Cole. Seems like all she does is find ways to get out of doing her job so she get can get more.

Yes Mori, I totally believe you when you say a 3rd party was responsible for the collab being ruined.

So, Mori is giving us a perfectly legal way to slap her around? Maybe these japs aren’t so bad after all, Cole.

Imagine unironically calling yourself a Simp. You’re more pathetic than Cole trying to swim!

Another Oblivion straa was m from Ame, eh? If she really wanted to be one of the cool kids, she’d play Fallout 3, Cole. Everyone who’s smart knows that’s the best game, but considering how many people unironically like Mori’s jungle noises, I shouldn’t be surprised.

Ina’s playing Hollow Knight? I’ll pass, if I wanted to suffer from someone boring’s lack of direction, I’d just let you drive the car again, Cole.

Gura’s taking a week lo vacation? How is that any different from her usual schedule, Cole? You’d think that the most popular talent in the company would put some more effort into her job!

>>432506
Hug her? She’s a fucking corrupt racist who does the bare minimum necessary to keep her job!

She’s perfect for the Vice squad!

4 hours of Kiara making her sims do something she’ll never do: get laid. Pretty pathetic, wouldn’t you say so, Cole?

Quitting before you die, Gura? I expected nothing less than a complete bitch move like that, you coward.