/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hello everyone, Fatto Catto here. It has been a great week of enjoy the prospect of treating Grandma to a nice dinner and desert. I am currently working on a plan to add lootboxes to my Zatsudan streams. If all goes according to plan, you may all soon be using your spare time flooding my chat with superchats to earn enough credits to get your very own golden Eekum Bokum (spoiler: It will be like taking out a second mortgage). Ta ta

Hello Everyone, Fatto Catto here. I just wanted to let you all know that everything is going according to plan. After we crash the price of silver, the value of my golden Eekum Bokum will return to prominence. Maybe if you put your faith in fat gains, you too can have the kind of opulence I enjoy. Ta ta

Hi everyone, Fatto Catto here - it's been a long time since you all had a chance to stare at my golden Eekum Bokum with envious eyes. But here goes. I hope you are all doing your best to cope with recent losses. One day you might learn to put your faith in Fatto Catto, and have your fill. Ta ta

Hello Everyone, Fatto Catto here. Been awhile since I saw your jealous stares. Did you have a great time agonizing over how to pay your bills? I've been spending fuck-you-money on testing out new litter brands. About to take a big smelly one all over my single-use tray before having the servants carry it off. You are free to kiss my Golden Eekum Bokum for good luck on your trades, promise I washed my paws before touching it.

Fatto Catto here. Just wanted to inform you all that my gains are holding, and that you are all welcome to kiss my golden Eekum Bokum for good luck in your trades.