/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for memes, not a real stock market (cryptofags will be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>27023841

>probably went over by a few shekels
>none of my mutual fund share orders went through
>0
>nada
>zilch
>on a Friday
AKA how to go from "GMI" to "NGMI" in 1 second

I can't buy Luna nanoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

HONK I SPENT THE NIGHT ON THE TOILET LET ME HAVE THIS ONE SMALL WIN

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>16329545
...wait, something doesn't add up
is the wallet analyzer wrong or is nasfaq wrong?
>8472/121249*100
6.98%
ogey
>8655/129582
6.679%
>10.72%
honk?
>8655*27693.16=239,684,299.8
>/2,272,004,251.36 (networth) x 100
10.549%
>it actually says 10.55% now
oh. that makes sense. it's value based.

>>16206393
Does Soppy read the thread?
>>16114302
>>16116886
>>16135550
>>16145867
They seem to be the only one in the Top 75 affected.
>>16205382
honk?

WHERE'S MY MONEY?

>>15835761

WHERE'S OUR NEXT HINT?!
>>15158430
I'm crafting extra of all of them until I'm out of the ingredients regardless.

HONK YOU NIGGER

>>13594905
I'm not honk...

>>12379096
HONK, LOOK AT THAT DIP
-168.78%
I NEED TO BUY SHARES IN SPAGET

>>11991499

honk, you turbofaggot, all of this could've been avoided if you kept the 10-20-30-40-50% broker fee you initially announced. this is my least favorite timeloop.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>9937405
you killed your game, bring back the Venezuela simulator

HONK WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY AND YOU BOG EVERYTHING

>>9519448
NO I DON'T WANT TO GET BOGGED

>>9322228
>the people I originally specified
What about the people who 502'd $100k-$1m before you realized shit was broken?