/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This BITCH just invented sex!

>getting irrationally angry at the most milquetoast of replacers
>also getting angry that if you lived in a mudhut in 4000 BC uzbekistan you wouldn't be able to replicate this cake recipe
>that one retard who also thinks this applies to sunflower oil which was used extensively by pre contact Native Americans for centuries
maybe if you guys ate more fibre you'd calm down.

>>45742976
Oh dear, it seems you fell for the sissification hypnosis audio that Fauna puts in the background of all her streams at extra-low volume

>be 38 year old virgin alone on Christmas
>everyone's having sex on Christmas
>at least my oshi said she'd stream
>oshi didn't stream
My salad is cold bros...

>You get to fuck Fauna
>She only agrees if you dress up as another hololive member and get fucked up the ass by a risuner while fucking her
Do you accept? Which holomem do you dress up as?

I want to fuck Fauna while another sappling fucks me. No homo.

>You both love me?
>Why don't you prove it by blowing each other.
>Uuuuuuu did I stutter? Start sucking, I want to watch.
How would saplings handle this situation?