/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>fight Malenia for multiple minutes, being as careful as possible
>fuck up once
>you not only take damage and have to eat into your limited heal supply, but she erases your progress while attacking
>Phase 2 is literally the same thing but with her shitting out EVEN MORE DPS, and a status debuff that can only be healed a limited number of times per run without spells
What the actual fuck were they thinking

>>13695854
Oh, I wasn't meaning for it to sound like I dislike Doggie or Silver or anything. I was saying that because I think it's just true.
I actually have been working on a whole system to try and figure out who someone would most likely prefer as an oshi based literally only on Power Rangers SPD and it's Super Sentai counterpart, and I think it's coming along really well, so I just threw that out there to see if it worked.

>>11602558
This is not true, actually!
The Slender Stabbing was a case of two paranoid schizophrenic 12 year olds trying to kill their normal friend because they were obsessed with the creepypasta wiki and thought it was real, that and some quiz-taking site. They got sent to psychiatric wards for most of their life and only just recently have been able to be allowed to live in the outside world again, while still being monitored by the government at all times!

>>6651282
Hold on, I'm gonna make a mockup image to explain this for you, give me a hot minute, I know chess and the FGC decently well

Sorry guys, my legal name is Her S. Elf.

>>6273010
I dreamt about going to a Christmas party and Ayame was there.
I needed to get some gifts that were stashed behind the recliner she was sitting in, but the only way to get them was to climb on it and reach behind it, but Ayame wasn't moving and being weird about it, so eventually I started to just move past her to get the gifts. The more I got, the deeper I had to reach to get more, and she still wasn't moving, so eventually I had to be nearly on top of her to get the gifts out all while telling her she really should move.
After a bit of that she ended up going nuts and pulling me down while no one else was in the room and we had a good time. Then the dream spiraled out a bit because I think one of the people I was giving gifts to was Terry McGuiness and I had to help him in an undercover fight against the Phantasam, but I still remember fucking Ayame. During the wake-up hazy period I also remember Okayu pressing up against me in a strong hug while using her tail to stroke my dick, but that was more of an extremely vivid imagination session than a dream.

>>5987662
WE GOT ANOTHER SALE, BOYS, MARKETING WORKS EVERY TIME

>>5944375
>And don't say water.
I probably would've said water at first.
When asked to elaborate originally, I assumed that the inner water molecules generated a magnetic field around them. At this point I was starting to understand I may have been retarded, but I did attempt to describe the outer, visible layer of water as magnetism.

>>5889142
God, fucking imagine having a player in a game you run where they get so invested in their character, and they don't even know enough to metafag...
Maybe Mori had the right idea all along. Grooming newbies seems like it's really, really fun.

>>5801613
It looks INCREDIBLY useful for them, actually!
>Through this collaboration, about 50 talents belonging to the VTuber office "Hololive Production" will distribute more than 700,000 works such as BGM / sound effects / voice / song songs sold at Audiostock on YouTube. It is now possible to use it in creative activities.
Looking at the information posted by the announcement, AudioStock is a service that commercializes and standardizes rights contracts that are used when it comes to music and sounds of various forms. With a partnership program, I imagine this means Cover, and therefore Hololive talents, are able to gain full access to the rights that are available in this website's portfolio.
Looking at the website itself, they have full songs, BGMs, sound effects, etc, so it isn't just a one-shot partnership. I would expect this to mean we'll see a few Holos change BGM in the coming weeks/month or two, as they use the AudioStock BGM library as opposed to the more open-source stuff they tend towards.

>>5796031
>four years into Hololive
>still no chuuba who even comes close to Shinobu
What do I have to do to fix this

>>4514487
I'm pretty sure you just said what I said in a less technical wording.
Hate and Love are equal responses. Apathy is the opposite response to love. We've both said that now.
The way I see it, Love and Hate are Life, while Apathy is Death.

>>3433099
This is what SOUL is meant for, anon.
When you hear with your heart instead of your ears, you'll understand.

>>3108292
oh noooooooo
he found oooooouuuut

>>2903746
Yeah, but no one calls Miku a whore for staring in MMD porn, so why pretend here?

>>2694182
That's what double ended dildos are for, anon.
It's not gay if they're both getting fucked by dicks, but they're still fucking each other.
The perfect solution to the eternal conundrum.

>>2558545
Please don't call Noel stupid, she tried her best

>>2547644
Shut the fuck up man, I'm the Nier/DoDfag here and I loved that shit, don't be a retard and act like anyone getting upset is anything but a retard using it as an excuse.
Any self-respecting DoD/Nierfag knows by now that it's not for everyone, and they've known that since DoD1, let alone DoD3 or the OG Nier driving everyone off. The only people who would unironically get mad at someone for not enjoying a Taro game are Automata babbies who just want to play the wacky booby butt girl game while ranting on Twitter about arguments on sexuality in games by going "see, games can be deep AND get me off!"

>>1973620
>(growing further)
I am fucking amazed

>>1890175
t. Ichimuttsu-san

>>1600299
This is the good shit, thank you anon

Ah, the breakdown is what I've been waiting to see.
Don't you worry, /u/schizos. In time, you'll learn the ways of Erolive. You'll learn that in Hololive, there is no such thing as monogamy.
/u/nity is the understanding that harems will be the defining factor of this company for decades to come. You'll all be part of the two main harems eventually; Okayu's, or Flare's.

>>1562673
Those are designated pandering streams, anon, you're not meant to watch them as natives.
Ina didn't stream the Duolingo stream for her EN takos, it was for the JP takos. Noel isn't streaming Eigo for her JP fans, she's doing it for us.

Noel has some fun expressions