/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can we all agree that K-On sucked?

Stop posting poals.

>>56942605
It's almost like in the end, the cuckposters were mentally ill and they were all just coworkers?

>>56797467
Shiori and Sana could have symmetrically docked their big tittys together in a nerd/genki boob battle

>>56742745
>>56742943
>stream summaries, something that is genuinely useful are "making a thread unreadable"

>Not the people trying to force council vs myth console wars
>not people seething about Kiara when she's not even around
>Not the typical collab whiners who say every collab sucks
>Not the numberfags who always seep in during collabs

You genuinely, with zero irony, the dumbest motherfucker in the thread currently. Never post again.

I remember when the Council first anniversary collab had 50k viewers.

>He doesn’t remember the great KFP/Tako Bell Cold War

>>56206002
nta but there's a reason kronii is now the lowest ccv in council, gets the least subs/month, and has shit numbers all across the board.
>inb4 go back to /#/
never used that shithole /hlg/ psy op. in this case, these numbers are an objective metric for the fact that most people are sick of kronii. she went from the most subbed and viewed council by far to the least. that should tell you everything on how boring she is. and thats not even accounting her drama

>>55858259
Advent is far more entertaining than Council.
The only two entertaining Council members are posted here nowadays more than Ame/Ina/Mori (Fauna and Mumei).
Ame had the sharpest decline in popularity. Collabing with homos and shitting on idol culture really destroyed her reputation.

is there any reason why ina turns into a complete cunt when she puts glasses on?

>mythfags coping and trying to rewrite the history where FWMC's first karaoke mogs every EN karaoke ever
holy fuck just take the L already
let me put this into context for you delusional nostalgic boomer oldfags
Gura has 4,350,000 subscribers
She averaged 12,179 viewers on holocure (source: https://holo.poi.cat/stream/z_-7Fh8Nl4c))
12,179/4,3500,000 (simple math)
Then multiply by 100 to get the percentage...
A WHOPPING 0.279% OF GURAS SUBSCRIBERS WATCH HER STREAMS!
Holy fuck! If she tries hard enough she'll hit 0.3%

Meanwhile, let's take the least popular Advent member for comparisons sake.
Koseki Bijou
Elden Ring Part 1: 13,179 average viewers (18,600 peak to Gura's 14.2k btw!) https://holo.poi.cat/stream/952NqdRvby8
348,000 subscribers
13,179/384,000 * 100
4%. 4% of Bijou's subscribers watch her streams.

So 0.279% vs 4% (4/0.279).
In other words, Bijou has 14X MORE VIEWERS than Gura when you factor their sub counts into the equation.
So please, stop trying to force Gura into every discussion. She's known as the vtuber with the most dead subs.

>>55354830
To this day I genuinely did not understand the dox spam back then, nor do I "get" it when I see it now.

Wow, a completely normal looking white or asian girl you'd see at a Starbucks, how shocking, my entire perception of the world has changed.

>>54964650
Don't be a pusy

OPE IS A FAGGOT

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>>54156839
>Mermaid
>8/10
A lame fetish at a surface-level, but most porn solves this by saying their pussies secrete lubricant so water-sex wouldn't be awful. You would absolutely need to be passionate about swimming, but swimming is genuinely some of the best exercise a human can do, so you'd eventually become /fit/ as fuck, 8/10

>Lamia
>10/10
Only way this sucks is if you simply hate snakes. Their blood type would make them constantly wanting to snuggle you, and you could have sex in positions your brain couldn't even begin to imagine. Lamia who leave their tribes are also extremely loyal, although they're a bit on the huge side, so they may knock over shit

>Centaur
>5/10
Horse pussy. You either accept it or it's not gonna work out. Most get depicted with giant tits but... Horse pussy. If you're into that they would be a full-on tradwife since they're ultra-loyal so more power to you. Riding your wife to go grocery shopping is pretty cute though!

>Harpy
>6/10
Most get depicted as kind of dumb, but some anons would like that. Unfortunately harpies are depicted as pretty small, so they wouldn't be able to carry you without a lot of training, so no cool romantic flights with your wife. Top-tier cunny though if you're into that!

>Spider
>6/10
Spider girls take a lot of work to romance because of their enormous size, and generally dangerous predator bodies. May frankly be for rich anons only (or ones down to go live in the wilderness) You would likely end up having a lot of scars from complete accidents. Most spider girls draeam of romance though, so if you get past the obstacles it would work out. Enjoy the really fucking kinky sex

>Cowgirl/holstein
>10/10
Slow moving with lots of love, and tits bigger than the human race can produce. What's not to like? Only real "downside" is cowgirls can sometimes be depicted in many forms of fiction as being a bit lazy, so your wife may get a bit chubby, but she'd love you with all her heart. If you're not into gigantic tits you could also sell your wife's milk for money. Now neither of you have to work!

>Slime girl
>9/10
A wife that you can literally customize. Takes a bit of effort on (You)r part, since at a baseline they're nearly brainless, but the more you touch them or cum inside them they would literally mold themselves to your liking. Cunny, big, or anything in between. The ultimate "pickme" girl since she would LITERALLY mold to whatever you like. May not have much individuality.

Gura turned off superchats... she HATES money.

>>53619909
I know this might be hard to comprehend anon, but some games actually release in a completed state.

You're gay and dumb.

>>53233301
Just like how you said how we're too locked into how we work, you're locked into being a doomer.

You naturally think another race would find us just to destroy or conquer us, but if a race was truly that superior to us, they would likely be reaching out to other races for friendship.

If a race was so "superior" to us, wouldn't they also be culturally superior? Humans are the one obsessed with violence and war. They would more likely be our saviors than our destroyers.

>>53224052
Titfucks can actually feel great, but of course they need to be big enough. An american D cup is frankly bare minimum, it should be E or bigger, you really need it to be overkill.

The other issue is most women have no idea how to do it right. If they're dexterous they can put a man's torso on her lap and stimulate by plapping up and down, but most get tired or simply have a poor grip, this is an expert position.

The best/realistic way to do it is the woman drapes them over you, so that she (or you, or both!) can grip the breasts while the man simply fucks the breasts, this gives you maximum coverage, uses gravity to your advantage, and usually ensures a nice solid grip on both sides to give the dick proper stimulation.

That shit you see where the woman is on her back is terrible, porn-only. It may be erotic to look at but it's very hard for the breasts to maintain pressure on the dick

how come when a sapling comes in here asking other saplings to check "that thread" all the saplings automatically know what thread they are talking about

>>52658238
That mindset is better suited for other orgs.

Unity as a concept isn't everyone getting in a circle and kissing, it's just the simple concept of not shitting on anyone, or even throwing nice words here and there and someone who isn't your oshi.

This is to help foster discussion or even have the thread be slightly readable, as this is the busiest general in not just /vt/, but all of 4chan. /hlgg/ alone outpaces multiple gacha generals in /vt/ combined. When a general is THAT populated and busy, even a simple effort like that goes a long way, considering how much shit still ends up here, could you imagine how much WORSE it could be?

To help explain this better - if there's a girl you're simply not fond of, don't watch them, it really is that simple. Also genuinely hating some streamer girl you barely know is kind of stupid, you have to admit

>>52565289
>>52565284
It is if you take off work

his update looks more elaborate than just a model update, why does he need a 2.0? his model just needed a chin trim and some rigging updates, it's not offensively bad