/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>16903038
bless your soul. Its fine I'll deal with it somehow, thank god we have 10x
>>16903135
I'm not a gaybatsu I do not take funds unless you want me to buy unreasonable amounts of mikochi

>>15365098
so first things first you want to rate the starting hands of all players, you go around from the dealer since they'll do the usual first discards anyways (hatsu, single honors, single terminals etc.)
Comment on any hands sticking out (Chanta hands, Chiitoi, really fast Riichis) and you're golden.
If you can calculate fast enough comment on potential points (disregarding ura-dora for now) or at least main Yaku and combinations so the viewers (mostly beginners in our case) can get a feel for danger on the field.
Then you'd set the situation into perspective. Doesn't say much for game 1 (25k all) but commenting on potential changes in South 2 can show chances for upsets. If someone is far in the shit, be sure to comment on potential yakumans which could still flip this just to shit in his face or to rile up the audience in case he actually gets it.
Also, since none of the players hear you, use your knowledge of all 4 hands to evaluate chances of the winning tile falling once someone is tenpai so the viewers can already see the trap easily the dude playing can not even know for sure is set up.
Turns out this week nobody in my company fucking works so I might just come online to comment the first matches.

>>13235560
yes, nothing ever beats home-cooking.
But if my meeting until 12:00 sharp extends unplanned until 12:23 I'm already placing my order when the next one is at 13:00, if I am not required I love to set up some rice but sometimes there's no time for even that.

>>12038096
the answer is "if you have the liquid and their div% beats other div% even for a premium" and "if you can afford it why not"

>>11887046
seperating the real oshicoiners from the boys.

>>11695281
MPP means average stones grug paid for holo coin
grug buy fat cat for 5000 stones
grug buy fat cat again for 7000 stones
grug pay 5000 plus 7000 stones for 2 fat cats, so is like grug paid 6000 + 6000 stones
if grud bought 1000 for 5000 stones each and 1000 for 7000 stones each MPP is 6000 stones
MPP is grug measurement whether grug make more stone selling holo coin or not, so the lower MPP the more stones grug get
likewise the lower MPP the better MPP div% which basically means how many stones grug paid for free stones on fridey

>>11597816
honk would rather abayo the servers than that happening

>>11489247
oh boy, if he's active he'll be in the top 50-60 soon enough, welcome I guess

>>10900829
holy shit nice, I'd superchat him if I could just to prevent niggerdancer from out-moneying him

>>10441559
mind sharing that user id so we can put it up on the mikowheel

>>10047883
Was never really gone yo, just checking in, tending the autotrader and after some shitposting fucking right back off to my vidya
>>10047898
37 for weeks now, I'm the bubbles man

>>9719425
grug lose many stones to taxes

>>9526702
Yes you do. You invested in your oshi and nobody else did so you reap the profits of that decision. Literally gaming the meta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nf40wNbaUU
I shall now buy haachama every fucking day
the money has to go somewhere. never watch her but at these prices? fuck it my oshi can't be wrong, if anything it's the game that is wrong.

>>9358772
Shuba's superchat page was so fucking depressing I pumped $484,848 into her instead of my well-fed oshi