/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>i have bad news...
>i only hade 2 beers left.. *laughs*
>im gonna confess something...
>there is this amazon deliver guy who keeps trying to get me a package of been that i got from throne
>because he cant put it in the mailbox right? and i- i dont-
>it's been like 3 days and every day he calls me because he cant deliver the packages...
>and i never answer it because im scared...
>because im NERVOUS answering the phone!!!
>im sorry... im sorry!! but you know what, tomorrow I WILL!
>tomorrow i will!! streaming gives me more will!!!
>tomorrow i will answer the delivery guy and get my beer! and you know why? it's also because i only have 2 beers left...
>>are you a shut in?
>uh... not really, i go out sometimes for fishing... and to go to the grocery store and to burger king...
[...]
>LISTEN! alcohol goes away quickly!!
>the thing is brewdog IPA is only 5.4% it doesnt make me drunk very fast but when i was drinking the 9% one i could get drunk with just one bottle
>but with this one, i can never get drunk on stream!
>so you wont get gay para!!!!
Para's pussy tastes like Pepsi and melted ice cubes btw, this is canon

>>75446693
>i have bad news...
>i only hade 2 beers left.. *laughs*
>im gonna confess something...
>there is this amazon deliver guy who keeps trying to get me a package of been that i got from throne
>because he cant put it in the mailbox right? and i- i dont-
>it's been like 3 days and every day he calls me because he cant deliver the packages...
>and i never answer it because im scared...
>because im NERVOUS answering the phone!!!
>im sorry... im sorry!! but you know what, tomorrow I WILL!
>tomorrow i will!! streaming gives me more will!!!
>tomorrow i will answer the delivery guy and get my beer! and you know why? it's also because i only have 2 beers left...
>>are you a shut in?
>uh... not really, i go out sometimes for fishing... and to go to the grocery store and to burger king...
[...]
>LISTEN! alcohol goes away quickly!!
>the thing is brewdog IPA is only 5.4% it doesnt make me drunk very fast but when i was drinking the 9% one i could get drunk with just one bottle
>but with this one, i can never get drunk on stream!
>so you wont get gay para!!!!
Para's pussy tastes like Pepsi and melted ice cubes btw, this is canon

>>74517771
>game crashes
>controller stuck vibrating
>it finally stops
>i wonder if it'll start vibrating again...
>i dont really use the massage gun that much because it hurts too much except if i use it on the top of my back
WHERE ELSE WAS SHE USING IT

>>72778249
>thought about doing a model swap but did not dare asking the one person she could have asked

>>72540162
>i like when people ask me for pictures
my not so virginal cosplaying french whore....

>>72333529
PARA LITERALLY GOONING ON STREAM
>just putting a stick in it feels soooo goooood
>im literally the bocchi gif right now
>give me five more seconds
>i could have gone for a few more minutes
3h10 in to stream

Para is talking about softcore porn and gooning
https://twitch.tv/Parasi

>>72044727
>gonna make tea or something hot so i can keep my seater off WINK
i need one more layer to come off
cant wait for summer

>>70379886
>thank you guys for coming
>.....for whaaat?
>it really feels like we are in the same room hanging out together
>i dont need you love back okay not at all
PARA ADMITS SHE LOVE (YOU)