/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Rap God chama

You all are weak.

Watching them squirm is part of the entertainment.

>>4762377
Anon, I'm but a humble Haaton making a simple observation. I just wanted to let you know that this shit is hilarious and that Mori is based.

I don't speak for the others, but I honestly don't think most of them give a shit.

Time for Haachama English!

>>4501624
Nothing to be mad about. All you spew is whiny, toothless ape-rage every thread. It has no substance.

>>4501525
I think her biggest interest in using EN was for collabs, but EN management seems to be the complicating factor, here. She wanted to do more collabs with Ame and Ina, but we've seen how that's gone.

>>4408759
No more or less than the hundreds(?) of others who've done the same. You're gonna have to be a bit more inspired for the "Kimooiiiiiii" instead of the quick "no way", though.

Image sniped for chammers

Antichaama? You there?

>>3451483
You're making nothing better by doing so, but OK. Keep screaming into the void, antichama; I'm sure you'll find continual fulfillment doing so.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Akai Haato. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of rhetorical consciousness most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Haachama's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization, her personal philosophy draws heavily from her ubiquitous past life, for instance. The haatons understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Akai Haato truly ARE idiots, of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Haachama's absurdist catchphrase "Haachamachama~" which itself is a cryptic reference to a combination of Japanese honorifics that imply cuteness and endearment. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Haato’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Haachama dakimakura. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only, and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid