/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71346150
No.

Good morning /hlgg/, I want Suisei to spit on my fucking cock.

Why do so many people on this board prefer watching women with virtual facetracking webcams play videogames poorly over watching women with virtual mocap avatars sing and dance in front of a live audience?

Anyone else just kinda wanna take Ina and fuck her right there in this reflective final boss arena?

ringo?

>>58647441
>Casual sex during any free time throughout the day
Koyori
>Love hotel/karaoke doujin plot
Chloe
>Please turn down the brightness I'm going blind
>Iroha
>Sexy mage cake wife
>Lui
>Definitely going to be a really stupid outfit when she finally gets hers
Lap

>>57439562
>First collab
>Bijou was annoying me by rushing ahead, and I absolutely love this retarded rock
>Second collab
>Nerissa is annoying me by spoiling upcoming fights
I hope they all miss all their attacks.

Okay we're gonna guess everybody's Baldur's Gate 3 class in HoloEN, you guys ready? Okay here I go:

>Mori
Druid
>Kiara
Druid
>Ina
Druid
>Gura
Already confirmed she was playing druid.
>Watson
Druid
>Fauna
Clearly warlock. No you fucking idiot, it's druid.
>Kronii
Also druid.
>Mumei
Druid
>Bae
Rogue
>Irys
Barbarian
>Shiori
Druid
>Nerissa
Druid
>Bijou
Druid
>Fuwamoco
Druid and druid.

Thoughts?

>>56120393
Wow this picture sucks. Yeah it's a little funny, but wow this sucks.

>>52967054
I understand not wanting to jerk off to Mori because she's one of the least erotic people on this planet, but Kronii's very easy to jerk off to. Even I think Kronii's design is dumb as shit, but there's no doubting that she has some very obvious eroticism to her when it comes to her voice and cadence. I bet her moans are super hot.

>>48914624
I want to fuck Iofi for no particular reason, there's something about her that comes across as attractive and I don't know what that is.
Reine is a genuinely funny person.
Zeta has one of the cutest voices I've listened to.

>>48426511
>>48426515
>>48426516
>tinkle 4 you
heh

>>48385295
What, you mean typing it out all girly and retarded with spelling errors? Yeah you're right. It's basically how a girl would text someone which is why they do it.

>>45298436
Don't do this at all, it's very bad for you and could lead to multiple bladder problems and potentially become a severe medical issue. However you should still drink a lot of water.

Guys you can't just announce a fucking off collab ahead of time, okay? It doesn't work that way. If you give any heads up or any notification whatsoever a day or even hours beforehand, a fucking Japanese ninja will pinpoint their exact location moments after the Tweet or announcement is made and will action roll through their hotel window and throw kunai into their throats and heads.

It would be the same thing if they were back home, except with firearms and grenades.

Your Oshi hates you and mocks your feelings at a daily basis. How do you cope?

Mori Mario Party collabs shouldn't be as funny as they are. The idea that they're fucking curses every single time has me smiling like an idiot.

Suisei's default walk animation is distractingly hot.

>>38082374
Galvantula and Volcarona are the only two cool bug type pokemon in existence. Yes, this means I don't even think Scizor looks cool.

You ain't fucking them, /vt/.

These threads are made by robots, aren't they?

>>28012286
People are talking mad shit but you're entirely correct.

Eat shit, Mike.

>>23576336
Armor doesn't matter. You even proved it yourself by mentioning Black Flame's Protection. Congratulations, you can be slightly tankier for about 20 seconds before having to reapply it on a boss that has a million health anyways and will likely never give you that opportunity to apply it outside of the fog gate.