/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Minna Vanilla already has an actual fucking rig, and a good one at that
Pippa what the FUCK have you done?

>Kiara joins HoloEN pandering harder to the JOP crowd than the English speakers
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>gets the shittiest mic possible for her debut because she knows simps will pay for a new one the second monetization goes up
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>makes a 100k subs video to jerk her own ego despite Gura not doing one despite being twice as successful
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>forces a a ship between her and Mori in the very first collab so she can leech fans off of someone with actual talent
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>fake cries for 5 minutes at an inoffensive critique to wring maximum pity out of her unsuspecting audience, knowing clickbait tubers would use it to indirectly advertise her channel
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>plans her bingbingwahoo stream (taking 3x as many hour slots as the other members took, btw) exactly 1 hour after Mori's first gameplay stream, knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>demands that the next collab be hosted on her channel to boost her views, despite her having almost nothing interesting planned
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the one interesting thing she DID have was a chart specifically created to shit on all the members more popular than her, tanking Amelia's idol rep by calling her the filthiest of whores, trying to drag Ina down the same fate, leeching off of Mori's fanbase again with her forced yurishit, and leaving Gura alone because she know Gura was the least likely to interrupt her plans
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second the bottle points to her, and everyone down to her own artist says she be placed in the dumb slut corner just like she did to everyone else, she then turns into a spoiled brat, suddenly treating this "meme chart" extremely seriously, demanding that only she be treated as the one true perfect princess aidoru in the group
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>automatically throws all the males at the bottom of her Arknights tier list because "muh pure aidoru image teehee don't worry lonely male viewers I'm totally not interested in anyone other than you guys please donate more to me I beg you I'm streaming 4x as much as the others why is Mori getting more than me just for taking a shit onstream fucking slut"
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>first multiplayer collab with the group
>is so obsessed with getting a PNG trophy that she turns into a complete metafag; just runs and hides and hopes that everyone else dies by accident instead of actually trying to entertain her fans
>STILL forcing that shitty yuribait with Mori, who isn't even trying to keep up her end of it anymore because she cannot take the cringe
>is so boring to watch that her computer itself gets pissed with her and hides her model; gets replaced with a fucking cardboard cutout for the rest of the stream
>on maps where she can't stall, she just gives up and kills herself instead of trying to fight the others
>is so pathetic that Ame gives her a pity trophy just so she doesn't pull a McNutt on-stream the next day
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>inb4 "take your meds"
>inb4 "fuck off schizo"
>inb4 "ogey rrat"
>inb4 "orange bird bad"

>Kiara joins HoloEN pandering harder to the JOP crowd than the English speakers
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>gets the shittiest mic possible for her debut because she knows simps will pay for a new one the second monetization goes up
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>makes a 100k subs video to jerk her own ego despite Gura not doing one despite being twice as successful
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>forces a a ship between her and Mori in the very first collab so she can leech fans off of someone with actual talent
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>fake cries for 5 minutes at an inoffensive critique to wring maximum pity out of her unsuspecting audience, knowing clickbait tubers would use it to indirectly advertise her channel
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>plans her bingbingwahoo stream (taking 3x as many hour slots as the other members took, btw) exactly 1 hour after Mori's first gameplay stream, knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>demands that the next collab be hosted on her channel to boost her views, despite her having almost nothing interesting planned
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the one interesting thing she DID have was a chart specifically created to shit on all the members more popular than her, tanking Amelia's idol rep by calling her the filthiest of whores, trying to drag Ina down the same fate, leeching off of Mori's fanbase again with her forced yurishit, and leaving Gura alone because she know Gura was the least likely to interrupt her plans
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second the bottle points to her, and everyone down to her own artist says she be placed in the dumb slut corner just like she did to everyone else, she then turns into a spoiled brat, suddenly treating this "meme chart" extremely seriously, demanding that only she be treated as the one true perfect princess aidoru in the group
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>automatically throws all the males at the bottom of her Arknights tier list because "muh pure aidoru image teehee don't worry lonely male viewers I'm totally not interested in anyone other than you guys please donate more to me I beg you I'm streaming 4x as much as the others why is Mori getting more than me just for taking a shit onstream fucking slut"
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>first multiplayer collab with the group
>is so obsessed with getting a PNG trophy that she turns into a complete metafag; just runs and hides and hopes that everyone else dies by accident instead of actually trying to entertain her fans
>STILL forcing that shitty yuribait with Mori, who isn't even trying to keep up her end of it anymore because she cannot take the cringe
>is so boring to watch that her computer itself gets pissed with her and hides her model; gets replaced with a fucking cardboard cutout for the rest of the stream
>on maps where she can't stall, she just gives up and kills herself instead of trying to fight the others
>is so pathetic that Ame gives her a pity trophy just so she doesn't pull a McNutt on-stream the next day
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>inb4 "take your meds"
>inb4 "fuck off schizo"
>inb4 "ogey rrat"
>inb4 "orange bird bad"