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I just got off discord with Gura and man she said some weird shit

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so I squatted down in the ripened meadow and withdrew my pants around my ankles. I squatted deeply with my legs spread 'part and my knees pointed outwards. I proceeded to push and strain against the heavy heap lodged within me. Naturally, my bladder gave way and conceded its hot nectar to my urethra and finally emptied itself on the ground. The piss frothed in its puddle and droplets sprinkled my bare heels and feet. At length my warm, wet refuse plopped gently onto the green grass with a tender splatter. I slowly stood upright as I pulled my trousers back to their waistward position. Turning back towards my recently departed excrement my tongue happened to push upon a loose tooth. I gave halt to my current endeavor and began to test my front incisor with my fingers. It felt ready to come, and so I tugged at it until it left my mouth leaving a small fountain of blood to push up from within my gums.

I knelt down then and placed my tooth upon the shit that lay before me. The scene reminded me of a small mushroom springing from a wet log in the forest. Reaching out, I began scooping the shit; along with my tooth into my hands. In one swift motion I smacked my shit smeared hands against the top of my head and worked it into my scalp.

'This will keep me cool in the hot sun', I said laughing to myself.

With a deep sigh of relief I stood up again and reached into my leftmost pocket. Shortly, I procured my small pocket knife and flicked the blade out. This was no time for hesitation. As swiftly and concisely as I could muster I slashed my throat open as deep as my blade was wide. I let my knife fall from my hands and spread my arms like some newborn avian freshly lofted from its nest. I knew this day would come. It's only a natural part of ones maturation. Time itself dictated this very transpiration. The blood tickled my leg hair as it slithered down my body and sat heavy in the fibres of my pants.