/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61385619
I wouldn't say Roboco is for everyone. And a lot of people don't see the erotic appeal of Sora and Azki even though they're hot.
Gen 1 in its entirety is full of fuckable girls. If you don't want Haachama to choke on your cock or if you don't want to have casual sex with Fubuki in her new outfit, you're lacking testosterone.
Gen 2 has Shion as well, and Shion's fucking hot in a completely opposite sense to Choco. They're both good in different ways.
Gen 3 has Noel and her ultra tits. If you have any fascination in paizuri/tit jobs at all, she's the ultimate fantasy for that.
Gen 4 has Towa. No this isn't a joke, she's legitimately fucking hot despite being the biggest dork around.
Gen 5 has Lamy as the ultimate sex bomb.
Gen 6 has Koyori and Chloe, who are both hot and cute in different ways.

Shit man, do you even watch Hololive?

Yeah, what clued you in retard? Were the posts talking about how based she is for not streaming for weeks, not giving an update, choosing to stream specifically when a new gen debuts but then stopping shortly after, and leading her members on with promises of a potential stream but then ghosting them for three weeks not obvious enough?

People gloat about how little effort she needs to put in because it's true. She can just show up and she's the most popular EN by simply existing.

Bro she's not even done streaming. Goddamn you guys are bored.

I think the yuribaiting lesbian shit is one of the weakest, least convincing and disingenuous acts I've seen from vtubers. Not only is it done to probably appease sweaty fucking yurifags who can't do push ups, but the way vtubers try to tease each other with it feels fake as shit.

No, these people working together at the same company are not actual lesbians. Don't kid yourself. Especially if they're Japanese. Going out of your way to try and attempt something like this is not only boring, but it's also really fucked up for the other person who has to try and play along. Actual crazy people shit, which might actually make sense considering all yurifags are equally obnoxious and loud as shit.

>>46387443
So is she gonna do a cutesy stream where she uses an extremely high pitched voice that she's not supposed to be using anymore because it fucks up her throat? Or is she gonna hit us with a curveball and Comet-chan's gonna have the deepest voice possible?

That Domino's rage came from the soul. Holy fuck.

>>38468811
>Fauna is the whitest sounding girl in Hololive
What, did you somehow miss out on every single Mumei stream in existence? It literally cannot get more white than that.

>>37967884
She'll end up loving it with the last evolution. She was already warming up to Floragato during that stream. Can't fucking fool me, all people who love animals as much as Fauna does love this kind of shit.

Subaru is getting fucking trolled by these hands, holy shit dude.

>Forest fires are the norm now

Yeah I'm sure they'll find super interesting people who speak English, who want to be a male idol, and who want to stream with the gayest fucking twink avatar in the world. The reason it's taking so long is because they have to filter a million retards and find very specific people who feel like doing this shit.

People are wondering what's taking so long but barely anyone is thinking about the kind of person you have to be and the absurd dedication you have to have to be a fucking Holostar member. It's more than being a streamer who plays shitty ass APEX all day, they're looking for some motherfuckers who want to sing and dance on stage too.

Some dumb cock sucker is gonna make a clip from this Korone stream, I guarantee you.

Bae's plan is to stream something every day of the month, but none of it feels special because it's the same shit we've seen everyone else play already. Unless you really love listening to "oh mah gawrd" every 5 seconds, these streams all feel like boring shit. Really telling about the stream content when the only thing people can bring up about her right now is how much they want to fuck her brains out, which is nothing new.

>Subaru pausing to ask her chat for help after she gets cornered in a room
This is a pretty fun stream.

>>11666017
>967
Goddamn.

So how'd that Bee movie watchalong go?

Everybody in Myth can join (and Irys).

>>8494876
They should be. Everyone should be. You realize how fucking stupid it is to give the vtuber who has the most subs in the world a hard time?

>>3564798
You like little girls who are around 4'6" or 143cm tall. You have an insatiable lust for cunny, a lust so strong that even the Walletmancer herself has charmed you.

Gura's reactions to Dante last night was the most excited I had ever heard her be since she debuted last year.

>>2476419
Strangely enough I feel like the only two that wouldn't look like shit would be Ina and Kiara. They have less clothes on, which means they're less likely to have stupid physics issues on a potential 3D model.

Mori and Watson are fucked though.

>>1304259
Oh yeah, the anus frustration from chat is gonna be real good this time around. The winning move is to never assist in anything ever.