/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A RAT

Goodnight, you silly bastards. You bologna spatony idiots. You buffoon cartoon inky dinky winky buttholes.

Good night you pack of wild dinguses. Ya big hefty schmegeggle goopy motherfuckers. You big dumb leggo my eggo Tex Avery doohickeys.

Goodnight, you motherfuckers. You sons of bitches. You absolute nutcases, you toony patoey wacky kacky cartoon characters.

That hamster Kiara dreamed about? yeah, that's me

>>9512094
She will become a hamster

>>7570392
HELL YEAH

I think Kana is pretty cool

Hamstermen, we're in

>>1868283
Here's my official hololive power rankings.
They are ranked by three factors
>Popularity
>>Measured as viewer count, vod viewers, sub count, sub growth, twitter count, average likes on videos, averages retweets, favorites on twitter

>Sex appeal
>>How much do anons want to fuck them? This is rated by their R-18 pixiv art count, R-18 art proportion, lewd hashtag art count, professional porn count, etc.

>And finally.. talent.
>>Talent is gauged by three scales: singing, dancing, and entertainment. Entertainment is by far the most imporatnt factor, as it's what makes a successful hololive streamer. Dancing is last.

Without further ado, the power rankings (top 10) are:

1. Houshou Marine
Popularity: 94/100
Sex Appeal: 99/100
Talent: 86/100

Marine remains at the top of our power rankings for her continued dominance across all three aspects of being a hololive talent. She is charismatic, entertaining, and amazing; though, her singing and dancing is very subpar. She is extremely popular, behind only Pekora and Gura, and she has the highest sex appeal of any holo with multiple doujins and numerous R-18 arts.

2. Gawr Gura
Popularity: 96/100
Sex Appeal: 74/100
Talent: 90/100

Gura comes in clocking at number two with a really strong showing with her popularity and talent stats. She is the most popular holo bar none, with higher metrics than the second most popular holo (Pekora) across all metrics sans viewer count. Her talent speaks for itself. She is a professional singer and amateur-professional dancer. Her entertainment has been improving as well. Her sex appeal is what is missing, it's a niche and not many people find her attractive outside of pedoboards like this.

3. Usada Pekora
Popularity: 95/100
Sex Appeal: 88/100
Talent: 86/100

Holofantasy's resident nousagi takes the third slot. She is by far the most live viewed holo and has continued that dominance since mid-November. Her familiar "peko" verbiage is loved and known by all, and she is an incredibly entertaining and funny content creator. She also has high sex appeal, with a lot of R-18 art and a wide appeal to people of all fetishes.

4. Minato Aqua
Popularity: 93/100
Sex Appeal: 95/100
Talent: 80/100

Hololive's strongest gamer takes the fourth spot with her continued dominance over the video gaming charts. Among hololive (not including homostars), she is the second best FPS player (behind Botan), the best Minecraft player, the second best DS player (behind Luna), the best Jump King player, the best Getting Over It player, and the best league of legends player (tied with Ayame).
Most importantly, she is a cute and autistic streamer who really resonates with many viewers. Her sex appeal is off the charts and she's also very popular, having the 4th highest average viewer counts in hololive.

5. Kiryu Coco
Popularity: 85/100
Sex Appeal: 94/100
Talent: 80/100

Coco's stats are all over the place. She's not particularly talented (horrible singer, decent dancer), nor is she particularly entertaining, nor does she have a high viewercount. However, she is popular because every hololive viewer knows her. She's a household name in the sense that everyone knows Hulk Hogan, even though Triple H is better. Her sex appeal is also extremely high, a virtue of her design, personality, and dancing experience.
Most importantly is her power. She has the highest power stat in hololive, single handedly destroying the bugmen and their branch with a single word. For that, she is the most decorated hololive member when it comes to geopolitical warfare and we commend her for that.

6. Inugami Korone
Popularity: 92/100
Sex Appeal: 90/100
Talent: 63/100

Korone is an extremely bubbly and humorous individual. Her popularity is matched by few, almost every hololive fan knows of her through the "meme doog" and "eekum bookum" memes. She's the third most subbed holo, too.
The only reason her popularity isn't as high as Pekora and Marine and Aqua is because she's somewhat reclined. Her average viewercount is fairly low now and her sub growth has dropped off heavily.
She still is insanely popular, though, and her sex appeal is of course - off the charts. Truly, we are all dogfuckers for Koro-san.
Unfortunately for Korone, her talent skills are bottom of the barrel. She's known as the girl who puts in 15 hours into a game because she fucking sucks at them.

7. Shirakami Fubuki
Popularity: 90/100
Sex Appeal: 90/100
Talent: 80/100

A very well-rounded FBK comes in at the 7th spot. The ex-face of hololive, she still continues to uphold the mantle of unity between all branches and all walks of life.
She is very popular, thanks in part to her scatman and burger jump king memes. She also has the second most twitter followers and one of the highest PIXIV fanart counts of any hololive member.
Her sex appeal speaks for itself.
Her talent is decent. She's not very entertaining, but she's a great singer.

8. Sakura Miko
9. Nekomata Okayu
10. Mori Calliope