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So fellas
who is ready for the battle for seattle?

>>16943447
>Be nip officer
>Guarding fabled 5'6 amazon who has terrorized the city of Tokyo
>Finally, Japan is at peace. No more will the people suffer from her asking for their cheapest red wine or the molestation of shotas and males that are of average japanese height.
>She was finally able to be arrested due to her lean usage. What a dumb wigger. Luckily detective Conan was able to catch her(even if it is hard to miss her massive size)
>Suddenly, BOOM! You hear an explosion from the left ward. It might be the semi-monthly cult attack, fucking hell.
>But no. You hear screaming. Not that of samurai honor attacking the cult with thousand folded steel, but that of...fear?
>From the smoke you see 4 women in suits running towards you. Your nip senses detect a former ally, a living fungus sample that is shaped like a shark, someone with tummy issues, and worse of all. A korean.
>You watch as the guards try to fight back! The shark throws a trident, sending Takeshi screaming "UWAAAAAA" across the hallway to be pinned into the wall.
>The German sets your comrades ablaze. The heat is too much for you as indicated by your anime nosebleed.
>The dog Korean opens a portal to a frozen hellscape at night. By god, she is sending them into a canadian starlight tour!
>The blonde cartel member guns down what little remain as you run away to a security office.
>You watch over the cameras as they make their way down the cells. Only to realize what they are after.
>Hopeless, you fall to tears. Watching as the massive juggernaut is broken free after the four women fix a broken drill for 30 minutes while killing off most of the police force.
>A booming voice is heard
"WHATS CRACA-LACKING LADIES!? LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND SIP ON SOME RED TO CELEBRATE!"
>Despite being in cover. Your eardrums rupture from the force of the yell.
>She is taken to their escape vehicle.
>As you watch the news from your phone you feel helpless seeing them attempt to drive as the helicopter follows them. All of them clearly not qualified to drive keep crashing into random civilians.
>A day which will live on in infamy by people who somehow manage to get a car stuck on stairs sideways.
>Japan has fallen

Imagine getting shot by this.

Don't mess with teamates

Imagine getting shot by an Ame gun.