/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me
>be 18
>it's the last day of school and I’m in my last class
>i’m talking to my super cool teacher
>i thank him for a chill year and notice he's dressed like calli
>he says “yo, thanks for sticking with the c-man"
>n-no, it can’t be...
>i turn towards him
>its just as i suspected.
>it was calvin morrison this whole time...
>i lunged after him, trying to shove a bottle of convenience store wine in his fuckboy rectum, but it was no use
>as I uncovered his anus, calvin grabbed me and shoved me onto the floor
>"FUCK YOU MAN," he yells.
>"YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW" c-man roars as he pulls off my jeans
>just as i thought c-man was gonna stuff me with his little pecker, calli crashes through the ceiling
>"YES" i cheer
>without a moment's hesitation, calli grabs c-man by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it
>calli pulls out her 5 foot scythe and fucks the bloody hole where his dick was
>a cage suddenly appears and calli kicks c-man into it, followed shortly by his tiny penis and a stapler
>calli turns towards me and stares me in the eye
>i am overcome by sheer primal lust
>i kneel at her feet and wordlessly present my ass to her
>"big ups to you, you're my favourite dead beat."
>calli shoves her 5 foot scythe in me
>my ass tears yet again but i push against her length
>i buck my hips. i want to please her
>i can feel her length rearranging my insides
>i nut from calli's scythe being so deep in me
>calli pulls out of my bleeding ass and fucks my mouth with her scythe
>my mouth tears and my jaw breaks but i suck
>calli fills me with lean
>i collapse onto the floor
>as i look up i see calvin painfully stapling his dick back on
>calli tells me "i'm your mori, i hope you remember me"
>calli flies out through the hole in the ceiling
>i'll remember this...i always will...
>calli is love, calli is death

inb4 Mori sees this while on the toilet and comes back singing Smash Mouth

>>14749096
Mori English Lessons with several Holos sitting around and listening would be kino
>"Repeat after me: Fuckboy"

The color of the oshi of the first person who replies to this decides whether I watch Rushia or Fubuking after Mori is finished based on how close their color is to that girl

>>7281283
>Death and Taxes
>Crossbones
>Calligula
>Himemori
>Terminators
>Rainforest
Mori has the most potential for fun duo names and I like it

>>4154784
Gura's just a deadbeat but for Vergil

>>2309082
>ywn take Mori to your room
>swn confess to you, with a defeated expression, that she's actually a futa and not a woman like you expected
>ywn console her and tell her that she's beautiful no matter what
>swn be so excited over this that she'll vent all her frustrations by filling your insides with hot thick cum
why even live bros?

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