/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71213508
>"Noel, I know I just sharked you for that prime shota, but can I please please please borrow the money you would have spent on him? Mio really needs this. I'll let you spend ONE afternoon with my new shota. I'll even tell him to call you his big sis."
"No. If you want my money, he will call me Auntie Noel. His ONLY aunt."

>>66543468
can't wait to play as flare with a bow, "dark coffee" + "noel's husband" skills and a kintsuba ult

>>47980179
>>47980447
it's simpler than that, given the roster of the game the guy just has horrible taste in chuubas.

It's implicit that you have to leave coco in the past, but you can't expect autistic devs and ENfags who only watch clips to know how to read the room

>>43129831
I felt like it was happening less lately but I also tend to ignore the chat more and more. I'm pretty desensitized to messages like "elf bad/knife ear" and "flare is black" since those are the only things that people who don't watch streams loop on (and they tend to come from Americans as much as third world shitposters)

>join vtuber related discord
>each and every one of them has a vent/menhera/therapy channel
friendless mentally ill chuubas and their bands of mentally ill yesmen are the reason this hobby is going to shit

>>36928169
sometimes I think how much of a sexual deviant I'd be seen as if the chuubas who I put in the hairy tierlist found out who I was, especially since the chuuba at the top of it is my oshi

>>33859657
kindness shown from streamers can easily warp someone's mind to that of a sycophant.

You have absolutely no purpose, and after job hours are over no one remembers you exist. Combined with that and a feedback loop of self-loathing, a reality materializes. Someone that cares or appreciates you will never exist, and you'll make sure of it by never trying to find someone. Then one day a miracle happens, you find a shining beacon. She's really glowing, quite happy, and it truly seems like she's looking forwards to waking up the next morning. What's worse, tangentially whenever you watch her, you almost feel those emotions again too. There's no commitment, and she don't know what a disgusting blob you truly are, so you can pretend you're actually a person when in her chat. Your only resource in the world can make her happy, even if it's only for minutes at a time, but you don't mind. Even if she does things that makes you upset because of your beliefs, or even literally makes fun of you, it's fine. This is your life now, the thought of leaving doesn't exist, because there's nothing left to go back to.

>>27176801
this is why you beat your kids

>Go to /hlg/
>Noel is being attacked today citing suki-kira
I don't know why I bother.

>>24513938
>Take a psychopathology class back in uni
>Mori's descriptions of her teenagerhood and childhood almost verbatim mirror what most females with Asperger's report.
>mfw

>>20985594
i dont like 3dpd
i believe in 2d supremacy

>>19745730
Imagine having the time or willpower to sit down and watch more than fifteen minutes of a stream.

>>18956212
How do you download the webm and post it on 4chan? Everytime I download it it tells me that I must remove the sound or some shit even if the videos are muted.

>>15112161
she sings, i don't know what is so special about it, look at Noel, she doesn't sing, and is way more succesful

>>14592678
Acting underage isn't a bad thing?

>>14083531
Me

>>13864932
>triggered this easily by a jest
jesas

>>13687360
For some reason, I'm unable to masturbate to fanart of vtubers. Even ones that are of my oshii.

Pic unrelated.

that is undeniable fact
all the parasocial shit pushed by the girls is made to bait (you) in so they could extract maximum amount of money

they will see the light soon enough brother

I hope none of you faggots are ever stupid enough to SC your suicide note to your oshi. I swear if I ever see one of you do this I will tear you from your grave and resurrect you just to punch you in the face.

>>11839710
>Suisei is mediocre anon
Noel doesn't even sing, has two years less vtubing, and is more successful in everyway than Suisei

>>11564219
>>11564274
>>11564355
What a sad existence you have

>>10805971
controversial opinion
vtubing autismo is good
it keeps normalfags away that want to destroy ("change") vtubing to cater to them
every time I see anon seething about unicorns, Idolfags, "pedos" or rratposters I understand he has no intention of adapting to the culture of vtubing as a whole