/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29861510
Ah of course. Everyone seems to love our teak trees. Well let us see. We have quality prostitutes. If you ever need a good fuck then come on down. If your only interested in material items then we do have some iron. It is only bog iron so not that high quality but it exists. There is also in very limited supplies our grape agate gems. Pic related. And of course we have many fruits and vegetables. Our plants grow just as fast as our trees so there is a lot of food here. Does any of these things interest you?

I really wish we were called Nutters instead of Prisuners

>>29546506
Nice! OH SAPLINGS ARE YOU FUCKING HERE!? I HAVE A MASSIVE SURPRISE FOR YOU SEXY MAGICAL FUCKERS!

Im so glad I made risuner economy similar to 40k orks in that corporate greed is literally impossible due to the november nut tribute and that you cant hoard money. Fuck your capitalism we dont have to worry about that shit. We are the most superior economy in the world and you all look down upon us while we just keep winning.
>>29539382
Abandon economics eat nuts.

>>29453406
We will be dancing with Lady Toffy soon before getting punched in the head

>>29399661
no he makes a point. why the fuck do we need a navy when all were doing is exploring the other nations. Pinisi for the time being will do just fine and if we really want to buy shit we can just purchase from nasfaqg. Nothing of value was really lost here.

gentlemen and sexy bitches?

retrobros chuuba always awake in the morning for me kek. im starting to like her. ANYWAY WHATS UP SEXY FUCKERS

>>29077210
We want nuts and pretty gems the most but we also like anything useful. thanks for the big fancy boat btw.

>>28983783
im alright
>>28983431
LETS FUCKING GO SAPLING!
>>28985149
not me btw.

ok HI EVERYONE

>>28912666
who are you? i would oblige most likely but who the fuck are you?

TODAY ON VTWBGEAR!

I ATTEMPT TO COMMIT PENTOMO GENOCIDE WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!

NASFAQG DEADBEAT CONVINCES THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF KFP TO INVEST IN CHUUBANITE POWERED OUTHOUSES!

AND ALICE MAILS ANTHRAX TO A PHASECONNECT ORPHANAGE!

gentlemen and sexy bitches?

>>28457917
Fucking kneel.

>>28355336
she don't know about my cousin kek

This thread is gonna turn me into a nijibro if im not one already
>mika (best girl)
>rosemi
>pomu
>people tell me millie and enna are memelords
fuck dude if ZEA is a memelord ill fucking kneel

>>28176506
im american.

GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN AND SEXY BITCHES

Gentlemen. I will finally be attempting endless mode for the first time. Read up on what to do and im going to try it with kronii since she is my favorite character to play. Wish me luck you sexy fuckers.

I just woke up gentlemen and sexy bitches

>>27832254
I prefer fucking shitposters. Risu, Mika, Luto, Pippa are fantastic

hey /vrt/ bro. Tomorrow im gonna do your story finally. You waited finally enough.

>>27544075
>access to the city at all times and ship building rights too.
If this wasnt present we would say fuck no so glad you included this

>We will teach Risu how to make Jewelry
Unknown to everyone, including most native risuners is that we use gems for magic spells. So jewlelry would be a waste since the gem would be eventually disintegrated. See the rentry for risuner gem magic.

>new designs and discount on cannons made in the city.
This is good. However we do already have deadbeats for that. What we could ask for instead is the knowledge on how to make bigger boats. As I said before we only have pinisi right now. We would love some big flagship with many cannons in case we need to blast some fuckers.

>2434 guarantees Risu's independence from any attack.
Deadbeats from the left and /2434/ from the right. Nice.

>nijisanjification
wtf does this mean?

>250 year lease
clarify please?

In world risuners have benefited greatly from just letting everyone in. I agree IRL with a lot of the comments that this is definitely a powergrab (although a very generous one at that) but i dont like to metagame. The left side has port cities filled with foreign powers on the beaches using /risu/ as an international trade hub. If you did this a lot earlier this would be a definite yes but since we mainly have /inf/ and /morig/ its a bit more complicated. Especially since kronies kind of got their first and are technologically advanced.

Risuners value their forest above all. Even with the deadbeats they do not happily chop down trees, even if they do replant them. The fact that you ask for a lot of land which would mean deforestation is the main issue here. Risuners have made sacrifice before but the amount of area and establishments you ask for is simply too much. Shave off some of your settlements and it will be considered more.

It's about 50/50 for me desu. There is good definitely but a lot can be abused. For now I would like to add this.

>Only a marked section of the forest shall be sacrificed for development and any attempt to expand past the marked zone will be met with immediate expulsion of the entire settlement

AKA do not fuck with the forest and chop trees for no reason. This is one of the best ways to piss risuners off and ensure your new base goes up in literal flames.

T. OGsuner (main risu rep)

i want our oshis to fuck my fellow rosie gentlemen.