/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66918186
Give her to me. MY Chammers

I have come to job.

Exactly that.

having unity sex with my oshi and her best friend from nijisanji

Never been more proud to be a Haaton. I never knew we were so damn white on here.

why yes, I do spray my face with water each time she sneezes and say tskr, how did you know?

seeing all this talk about how some of you losers change/drop your oshis or even stop being membered to them after a long time shows how fickle some EN fans are, I've been watching haachama since the about mid 2020 when I saw a clip of her calling her fans disgusting, and I've been membered to her for a year and 2 months now as soon as memberships were avialable to me, I've never watched anyone else, I've never membered to anyone else, anything that isn't haachama related doesn't catch the slightest of my attention, I will never stop watching her, I will never unmember from her, I will never switch up and leave her for anyone else until she decides it's time to turn off and leave.
be better losers

Why yes, I only watch Haachama. How can you tell?

>>26141114
BASED

>>25790171
Me____

>草

>>22619281
For me it's her giggles

>collab as much as possible with the EN whores to make sure I am on the radar instead of being segregated like most Homostars
>pretend to have a good time while secretly hating every second spent in their presence
>casually bring up JP senpais as much as possible
>gaslight others into believing that I want ENs and JPs to collab more
>get the fans clamoring for more JPs to show up
>jokingly bring up EN0 a few times and suggest senpai like Haachama should join us
>patiently bide my time until eventually Haachama joins one of the collabs
>do my best to make a good impression to make future collabs possible
Now that Haachama is aware of my existence, my life is complete. If I go farther and make her mine somehow, I will be happy. But if not, just her having a good time with me even once is enough to make my life worth living.

Of course I would marry Haachama. I would do it without hesitation.

>>19760090
>>19760165
>>19760181
Based.

>Karaoke
>Minecraft
>Tetris
Perfect variety to keep me entertained. What else could I possibly need?