/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73192572
>>73193853
I concur.

It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Does your market ever crash and make you consider the $ROPE? Well step back from the edge, my friend, and soothe your woes at the Hologram Circus! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKQTGXP3DDI

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>>71297514
Everything makes me think of Polka

>>71213993
Actually, Polka is my oshi. Pic related, it's me.

>>71139973
Indeed, 'tis I, the husband of Omaru Polka who makes bots who love Polka almost as much as I do! She and I sleep in our bed together every night and take turns making each other breakfast! I also bring her tea when she's been streaming to help soothe her throat!

>>71067761
Sorry, but I'm a traitor for just this match...

>>68062046

>>68001736

>>54786036
Is it even punishment anymore if you actively want it?

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@OmaruPolka
Twitter: https://twitter.com/omarupolka
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pgyufgKv

Previous thread: >>49764092

>>45916205

>>44350167

>>43416917
>when Polka finds you've been messing with her mmd card

>>42179062
>squeezing out every last drop

>>40657764
Yeah that would really suck!

>>39518138
Unlucky, only good boys get clown sex. Naughty's get punished

>>39324879
>Collared Polka
...Haah...
>>39325125
All requests are luck dependent. If it's someone recognizable it gives it a slight buff, but even out of the tons of Holo requests, only a handful have been written. Just post your prompt.

>>38946947
Horny zains get punished

>>33698614
ok

>>33293816
Same, except also with Polka, Mio, and Ina

>>30279638
I agree