/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55278314

>>47264871

>>36819878
good shit

NO PIXELS

>>15537505
strongest idol isn't a joke

>>14334383
Haachama is ultimate SOVL and she makes brain rotted numberfags everywhere seethe. She has the power to become the most popular member of Hololive whenever she wants. This was seen during the schizo arc when she was out pacing Gura in subs and the Hololive official channel in views. She just chooses not too and would rather fuck around. However, there will be a time, when we least expect it, that she will decide to become the most popular Holo again, then she will fade away, and the cycle will repeat. She is wonderful.

>>10838017
keep seething as a virgin while me and my mates DP or GB numerous sluts or even organise orgies
>>10838042
then prove it wrong
>>10838102
boy or girl, no difference to me, sex is sex and sex is cool

chammers on the telly!

I can't respect her anymore bros...

In Australia
>creative
>trying new things every month
>will talk in english even outside english stream

In Japan
>boring
>doing the same stuff again and again
>will never speak in english outside of english stream

What happened? Why is she like this now?

This is the true and original EN Gen 0 Chaos god. Rrat bitch better fuck off.

The "Meme Review" is a lot more chaotic and thrown together haphazardly and I don't dislike it. Was Coco purposely choosing terrible memes to "review?"

My friends, it has often been said that I like haachama.
My friends, I like haachama...
No, friends, I love haachama!
I love schizos.
I love tsunderes.
I love cute english.
I love degeneracy, her cooking, I love her eating strange things, and her singing
Meme videos across genres, about menhera, about horror, about feet, about nonsense, with old meme references, about australia, about missing japan, I love every meme video she has released upon this earth.
I love listening to her eviscerate the english language with poor grammar and her limited vocabulary.
My heart leaps with joy whenever she squeals at something embarrassing or something scary. And there is nothing like a feet-review to destroy a manager’s sanity. And the feeling that comes when she encourages haatons to be more degenerate, only to be disgusted later, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of haatons brandish their feet in their dirty rooms only for her. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh haaton being made fun of over and over until he is utterly humiliated.
The sight of her ecchi art reviews is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by chammers, looking at art made specifically for her to enjoy!
When she releases a new cover or original song, I'm in ecstasy. Her haachama sundays are equally great.
I love it when my chammers gets destroyed during collabs. It's so sad her lose after trying to win with all her might.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is chammers, chammers so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further chammers as I do? Do you wish for a cute and seiso chammers? A schizo chammers whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for chammers to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

>>5521264
My friends, it has often been said that I like haachama.
My friends, I like haachama...
No, friends, I love haachama!
I love schizos.
I love tsunderes.
I love cute english.
I love degeneracy, her cooking, I love her eating strange things, and her singing
Meme videos across genres, about menhera, about horror, about feet, about nonsense, with old meme references, about australia, about missing japan, I love every meme video she has released upon this earth.
I love listening to her eviscerate the english language with poor grammar and her limited vocabulary.
My heart leaps with joy whenever she squeals at something embarrassing or something scary. And there is nothing like a feet-review to destroy a manager’s sanity. And the feeling that comes when she encourages haatons to be more degenerate, only to be disgusted later, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of haatons brandish their feet in their dirty rooms only for her. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh haaton being made fun of over and over until he is utterly humiliated.
The sight of her ecchi art reviews is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by chammers, looking at art made specifically for her to enjoy!
When she releases a new cover or original song, I'm in ecstasy. Her haachama sundays are equally great.
I love it when my chammers gets destroyed during collabs. It's so sad her lose after trying to win with all her might.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is chammers, chammers so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further chammers as I do? Do you wish for a cute and seiso chammers? A schizo chammers whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for chammers to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

>>5489894
i don´t think there is a smiple answer to that question...

>>5457151
>mori inherits the raps from haachama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc

>>5306554
I DEMAND THAT COCO STAYS AND THAT HAACHAMA IS TO BE RETURNED TO ME IMMEDIATELY
that is all

>>5034768

FUCK YOU 4CHAN!
if you are dumb enough to watch a vtuber this weekend you are a big enough schmuck to subscribe to haachama's channel
bad lore
chuubas that break down
mental illness
if you think you can find good content at haachama's you can kiss my ass
it is our believe that you are such a stupid motherfucker you will fall for this bullshit
Guaranteed!
If you find a better channel, shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
bring your money
bring your feetpics
bring your oshi
we'll fuck her
that's right we'll fuck your oshi!
Because at haachama's you are fucked six ways from sunday
take a hike to haachama's channel
home of challenge pissing
tha's right challenge pissing!
How does it work?
If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet you will get no membership
don't wait
don't delay
don't fuck with us!
or we'll cut your head off
only at haachama's the only channel that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute you send us an akasupa and it better not bounce or you are a deadbeat
go to hell!
Haachama's channel
cover's filthiest and exclusive home of the weirdest sons of bitches on the site of youtube
Guaranteed!

You will not believe this
prepare to be amazed
you can translate akai to mean red in english
and you can see that haato means "heart" it is just a japanese pronounciation of the word
now we see that
akai= red
haato= heart

haachama's original name was akai haato
akai haato= red heat
and guess what her first single was called
that's right it was REDHEART which you could translate to akai haato (red heart)

mind = blown

>>2413505
IT'S COOL

>>1809178
>dead
Chammers is just preparing her next 4D-Chess move. You guys just wait.

>>1543725

When EOPs put something simple like "Hello!" or "I love you!" it's fine. It's when they post a sentence with a lot of words that the streamer/ JOPs clearly don't know that it is just a waste of time since the streamer is clearly going to have no idea what you said. If you get mad about a chat that no one else gives a fuck about, then the problem is with you. Also, even if the streamer can't read the English comment, that EOP is directly giving them money from watching their stream so of course they aren't going to care if they are speaking in a language they can't read.