/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Selen never gets Sanrio sponsorship
>Pomu never gets Metal Gear partnership
>Rosemi never gets NBA sponsorship despite having a figure of LeBron James on her desk

Why do they hate everything that is good?

>>76376854

>have a box turtle, let it walk around outside a little
>It just takes a huge fucking crunch out of a pillbug
>find out they're actually crustaceans, edible, and taste kind of like shrimp

She said she's wearing shorts and my chub went full mid cobra stretch

:D

>>75510149
FISHMAN / JEW MAN PLEASE REVIVE TSUNDERIA

https://twitter.com/NovaAokami/status/1786238584569078194
whore

I think Rosemi might have been tip toeing around them and is actually relieved now that their too fucked to give a shit about her

Don't forget that paizuri is worksafe as long as there are no nipples and the breasts completely envelop the penis

:D

144p Wose

I spent 30 dollars during her Lords Mobile sponsorship becuase I thought it would be funny if she beat Pomu (she did)

>>74080737
Hematite
rose quartz for the aesthetic

Also I wish any of this crystals actually did any of those things outside of being pretty

>>73974170

>some creature thinks constantly making posts about prolapsed anuses is less disruptive and annoying than calling Enna a few times

>>73835006
>TFW /vt/ has to downgrade their pejorative "2view" to "1view" when the REAL numbers are shown

>>73532468
jobsemi joblock

this is debate class and there is one dragoon making all the questions

SIT THE HELL DOWN AND WATCH ROSEMI LOVELOCK

>>73392158
I got samples from Sayu and it felt like I was having a heart attack after half of a pack, there's something in there that keeps you up and makes you sweat. Its scary

"grr i hate Ike and hope he lives forever transformed into a shota and miserable as Vox's sex slave"

"oh my god don't say anything or he'll go private ;~;"

>>73210628
alternating between sucking Noctyx/Luxiem/Elira off for all of 2023 and most of 2022 and waiting until both Pomu and Selen get fed up enough to quit/kill themself before pumping out the 3D debuts and merch they should have received ages ago
They still have room to turn things around though and continuing to whine in the comments when they are actually doing good things for once is just gay

>>73173347
>Ethyria gets 3D after 2+ years of being mocked for not having 3D
>"Um guys don't you think this is kind of rushed? they just want good PR and something to show their shareholders, it's going to suck because it came to me in a dream"

The more you hate on Niji when they're actually doing something right, the hollower your complaints will feel when they start actually fucking up.