/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72266711
We really live in a world

>>70723614
>you guys don't even like vtubers, you only watch Hololive

>>70327891
>I would think it would be really boring to talk about it straight-up
You don't get it, the whole appeal is watching the girl start off a bit sterile/passe, and then slowly lose her composure over the course of the video. Imagine not your oshi, but some vtuber you just really want to rail like an animal, going through that shit, and tell me that wouldn't be fucking hot.

>>70327911
I'm a bit of a psycho man-whore myself, but you'd be surprised at the sheer untapped market there is for lewd watchalongs. Rabb.it streams used to be a big thing, and if you stick an actual girl in there cumming her brains out, she'd be fucking shitting gold with how much money she'd be making. Don't tell me for a second Mel wouldn't make an absurd amount of money if she streamed herself playing Fap Hero, with some vibrator pulsing to the beat rammed up her cooch.

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>>58511090
you had to be there for her early stories about how she was a poorfag with a scuffed family life and relative lack of happiness/success before she became a holo. that combined with the coin game dating stream happing shortly after the amegeddon is what won over the hearts of thousands of goslings. not to mention her sovl-filled karaokes, with her signature song being a gosling anthem (Kiss Me). it was pure, concentrated (mostly) unintentional GFE kino that hasn't been matched by any other EN yet, simply because it was so authentic until the mask slipped off. late 2021-present day Ame has been a gradual decline into mediocrity and laziness with a healthy heaping of spite to go along with it. and yet it's hard to let go and forget about her because of what we experienced in her early days, the potential that could've been.
>t. oldfag teamate who stares longingly into his ame pillow every night before bed

>>58440342

>>58075907
yes

>>57296622
I figure most people's threshold varies. For instance mine is around here https://files.catbox.moe/swpest.png , or here https://files.catbox.moe/zgxlgn.png .

See Mooner this is why you stick with just guerillas.

>>55340742
Never mind, guys I found it! Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/ymer3w.webm

>Hololive English
>hire exclusive asians
????????

>>54379295
i...
i dont know...

>>52951723
I believe it's called SOVL. It's not something a nijifaggot would ever understand.

>>52871585
woman hands typed this post. you wouldn't get it roastie

Is it over?

>>51312743
I'm going to be honest: My 2d preferences are 95% identical to my 3d preferences. I absolutely would fuck a real woman this big, if she's nice to me.

/hfz/ is the /hfz/ of /hfz/.

>>49361434
Polka

>>47541208
The way you worded that sounds like you'd die for things that aren't Polka too.

>>47242455
You don't

>>45727353
Everblue
https://youtu.be/vbhgQ_C_jaM

>the ear

Just going to say it: I'd fuck both of them.