/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Just going to say it: I'd fuck both of them.

>>44505696
Thanks for reminding me to post this

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS

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>>43491961

>>42833255
>literal circus clown
>does silly stuff
working as intended

This is not a 3D "live", but a 3D "Experience"

>>41053914
Not an ass man, to be honest. It's her saggy tits and plump belly I adore.

>>40282166
I do. and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

>>39454851

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>>38198230
Pardon? I don't understand.

>>33807731
>rly indecent things

please elaborate

>>33208030
>1997 was just a few years ago

>>33120635
There is a difference between
>I just don't like ASMR, it's not for me
and
>I don't like ASMR and I think anyone who does it is disgusting for doing that kind of fan service
Only the latter is actually insulting to holos who do ASMR

>>32339047
you get used to it

>>32106346
This is not true at all, if you ever had a GF who had a GF in the past i assure you would also hate her ex-gf and want to murder her

>>31794746
Hey, he never said she was smart.

>>30974611

>>30921615

>>30761817

>>30622922

>>29804472
anon, it's been 2 days since the accident, it wasn't your fault, you have to let go...

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