/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67257068
That's why you practice proper beach sex protocols. Make sure you have an appropriately sized towel. Use positions that do not allow your lady's cooch to be in contact with the sun beaten sand. Be close to the water just in case a breach occurs. Be mindful of where your hands have been before touching your lady's treasure trove. Always have drinkable water nearby.

>>60868286

>>59950502
Ok so I like the concept, but there is no way an old woman can overpower a young man. Even the most pregnancy-deprived hag wouldn't have the need-for-breed rage strength to forcibly hold down a man and ride him.

Mama Mio!

I miss mama...

>>54124699
I WILL BREED MIO TO HAVE A AUTISTIC HALFU CHILD

>>53901595
I suppose that's a good point. An idea I had in my head I'd want to write at some point is a summer teenage romance with Mio. Beach days, surfing, longboard, pizza, the works.

HoloSummer truly has begun healing the world.

>>51976957
>You wouldn't dare!
Help apply sunscreen? Of course I would!

>>29418014
*miosha
Apologies

>>29264492

30+ year old women? Why would I find old hags sexually attractive?
Pic related, not a surprise no one on /vt/ ever talks about wanting to have sex with her.

>>28809820
25 here, grew up with emotional incest from my mother, basically I was the emotional fill-in for my dad when he fucked off, so I've had older women attached to my hip for most of my life. I wasn't really surprised that when I entered the dating scene I wasn't interested in girls my own age, but women like at the very least pushing past the age of 27. So I guess my mom fucked that up for me but hags are amazing. The ones I've been with really knew how to take care of me, there's no bullshit, no playing hard to get, they know what they want and are not afraid of letting it be known, they have an idea of what you want and all of them were willing to oblige in my satisfaction.
Never fucked my mother and don't desire to but years and years of emotional incest made me set on single older women, and if you find the right one, they really know how to take care of you. I know some people care about the fertility shit but I really don't, having my own children aren't in the books for me but a stable relationship with a mommy-figure that has 1-2 children is alright. All in all 10/10 will never go back.

>>28079824
Hags can't drive.

>>27778587
This but me

Mion love~

Myon love~