/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9576934
We literally know its just you schizo stop trying to start some shit retard. You keep samefagging every thread so just fuck off.

>>9518461
You must be a hetrosexual man to post on /vt/

>>9464227
>>9464342
>>9465061
Why do all of HoloEN have the most entitled retarded fanbases? They are both incredibly needy and pathetically sensitive. I thought the streamer was meant to be the girl in this parasocial relationship. Even Luna's gen calls out retarded backseaters and dumb fuck concernfags.

You get to go on a date with your oshi however she will have seen everything you have done in the past week

>He watches EN but not JP or ID

>>9113082
>he doesnt know about the most common big sister route
sad

>>8871932
Delete this post RIGHT NOW!

post your favorite reaction imagen

>>8232513
All ENs are trash and Gura is literally the worst of them. Learn2japanese you fucking plebians.

>>8181607
>the new Shartemis threads
/wvt/
off you go

>>8142703
I am getting so sick of having to beg for clips and only watch a little bit of Miko each day, I am not a weeb and dont give a fuck about Japanese culture yet I am seriously considering learning the language just so I can enjoy more Miko.

>>8073420
>this means cucking the straight male viewer.
they could post pictures of their engagement ring and wedding dress and I would still not be getting cucked, because I'm not watching them to get in their pants, and anyone who does should eject themselves from the entire vtuber industry.

- Miko's design is much better
- Her baby voice isn't annoying like Luna's
- She's actually funny
- Better personality
- Elite english
- She's an OG chuuba with clout

>>7619930
>>7619466
>>7619585
Fuck off schizo, 35p have been over Pekora for months, its fucking shitsagi who constantly bring that shit up like in her gartic phone streams. Miko is happy with Suityan, go away.

fucking useless youtube... look Miko's video got comment disabled
https://youtu.be/aHuJnS338yc

and i thought to my self, strange i wonder what happend so then i watch a translated video about that stream abd also got comments disabled
https://youtu.be/8Gksqg5l4-8

so i start looking at Miko's clip about that video and i find a pattern
https://youtu.be/J0W-ZmK14Dk
https://youtu.be/hKbcTKpRFPQ

every clip that shows that blue bed gets flag as "for kids"
it's because of the fucking toys on the bed

>>7441922
>now

Previous thread: >>7328546

Links:
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-hM6YJuNYVAmUWxeIr9FeA
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/sakuramiko_hololive
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35
MikoBoat:
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

>>7295301
>WE

>>7110013
you niggas work by absolutism, there like 3 or 4 35p on global and you think all 35p think alike

>>7074852

>>6898841

>>6770005
Whatever cuck.
Enjoy your 2-3 minutes clips and EN speaking talentless whores.

>going to a fancy sushi restaurant with dads whole side of the family
>get in, long wait but there's a giant waiting area, almost like a hotel lobby
>I can't remember exactly why, but something results in one of my cousins breastfeeding a baby in the lobby
>at least 30 people come over to watch, not in like a sexual way but more like "oh cute" or "informative?"
>had like this aura of a class
>I decide that that's not for me and I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
>The bathrooms cubicles have buttons and handprint analyzers on them and you must get fully naked before going in. (It gets weird from here, stop now for your own safety.)
>get in, pull metal door shut tight, there's a loud click and a valve on the wall and that's it, just metal cube otherwise.
>turn valve right, the room starts closing in from the top, cramping me in badly.
>panic and turn it to the left, room closes from the front.
>get really panicked now, but something happens (stop now)
>literally fill the small room with all the piss and shit in my body in about 5 seconds
>intense pain
>room opens back up to normal size and high pressure showeheads come from every corner and blast me
>door opens and I stumble out and grab my clothes
>there's like hundreds of other people in here for some reason
>I realize suddenly I'm in a very zen state, and I feel really good.
>walking back to the lobby, as I got dressed I realize I have tge wrong shoes on, I don't have those, then suddenly I have my shoes on.
>I realize I'm dreaming, but just let myself keep walking.
>I'm now like half-asleep, half awake, but it keeps playing out and I'm kind of lucid.
>get into the restaurant area, it's like a big carpeted schoolroom bjt with pillows all over the ground and you just chill around.
>They randomly bring out sushi platters and scatter them throughout the room and people just talk and congregate.
>It's also a nursery of some sort, there's babies all over the place and it seems to be some kind of mother's club thing maybe, but it seems like people are just passing babies around.
>I immediately leave my family and kinda shuffle around the room, looking for a good tray.
>For some reason as I get closer to a group someone hands me a baby, just sleeping.
>I don't really know how to respond to that, but I'm in a good mood now, so I just kinda rock dababy back and forth and sit down on the floor picking at stuff nearby.
>A couple girls show up next to me and just kinda press up against me on both sides and start fawning over baby and eating with me.
>I guess this isn't so bad.
>Eventually pass dababy off and move to another "station"
>Next place has a REALLY big dog, like bigger than colt and dalmation coloration, probably like a great dane.
>doggo immediately climbs up on top of me and rolls around
>Ok now this is even better
>pet doggo and eat some sushi
>someone comes up and leans against me, clearly interested in the food more than me and just starts taking it all at once
>It's miko in her new outfit
>immediate overwhelming spaghetti drop
>I just kinda act like this is normal as she's basically climbing on top of me to get at everything better, nearly crushing doggo
>suddenly I am painfully erect
>notice that even doggo has big red rocket going on too
>oh no
>not like this
>nonchalantly miko smiles at me, VERY close to my face now, can't do anything
>starts slowly jacking off the doggo
>other people gather around, almost again like that class-type aura
>there's like 10 people pressing up against me from all sides, getting very uncomfortable but also worryingly aroused
>miko suddenly licks her lips and leans over to the side down by uh.... you know and does exactly what you're thinking
>doggo completely curls up into a tiny ball afterwards, falls over to the side of me
>other people kind of disperse, and I lay my head down on one of the pillows, not really knowing how to react
>miko lays down next to me and starts licking my ears
>beginning to get side-spooning miko handjob
>she suddenly rolls on top of me and kisses me, tastes like pineapple
>Trying my very best not to wake myself up from this pseudo-lucid dream, like I'm fully aware but I can't react or do much of anything.
>she rolls over again and is gone, I'm in another group now, someone hands me another baby
>I am in an immense state of agony, but the immorality of the situation is making me just sit still and pretend like I'm fine.
>again, someone comes up and presses up on me, but from behind
>very fruity smell, like peaches
>I realize Nenechi is basically leaning over my shoulder, fawning over dababy like a labrador as if I'm not even there.
>This is entirely too much for me to handle
>I can SEE the paizuri hole
>I fucking wake myself up in the process of trying to move