/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9910841

>>1647651
No she's average weight and is not horribly disfigured other than being short. She talks in stunted half phrases with no regard for tone or cadence. Her voice is nasally and sounds like someone is smashing her lungs with a baseball bat from how she stutters midway through words. This is not a biological issue, she very specifically stutters intentionally for reasons I can not grasp. She smells awful, just terrible, all women do. She has no regard for people's personal space, no concept of implicit rules, and will actively go out of her way to get mad at people who didn't specify down to the smallest degree of detail when they tell her she's doing some dumb shit that everyone told her not to do. like she'll actually just straight up ignore people's directions just to annoy them so that she can get mad and she'll say "well you told me that yesterday, you need to specify if you mean it all the time." She also has the most obviously fake emotions of any person I've ever met, like all her expressions and body movements are taken out of a fucking cartoon. It's all telegraphed to an extent that actually makes people think she's fucking with them, but she actually means it. She genuinely does not know how to express any emotion other than rage, she learned how to express herself from fucking Pokemon and copied all their gestures and speaking habits, down to the bad dub voices. She's like the human version of a bad anime dub, but also with the anime gestures to express herself. You know how anime characters will flail their arms wildly when they're trying to act confused? She does that in real life. She also never fucking stops singing, and she's not good at singing, and she only sings made up fucking songs about ants and cooking oatmeal or some shit. Also her sense of humor is still stuck in 2006 lolsorandom and literally can not evolve, and it's not even just that she literally doesn't understand jokes. Or if she does, she actively misunderstands them just to get mad at someone. She is fucking unbearable to be around.

Btw I want to sniff Polka.

>>577550
I don't believe you