/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54281288
true uggos are very secure about how ugly they are and therefore have no need to discuss it. Just checkout out Moriko Kyoho, a living joke of a female. She knows god was drunk and phoning it in that day, she can't change it, and crying only works for cute girls. So why cry about it, it's just wasted stream time.

Bat gains three or four times her standard power level when she's sleepy, how the fuck does she do it

batatescapingorcs

>>47006239
Based

> be bat
> be up for sale at the virginity auction
> auctioneer starts bidding on the *cough*specimen
> [ganbare nee-san!]*
*translated from albanian
> battouto is waving from the back, with his number card in the air
> The auctioneer hungrily takes the hook "A bid? Oh thank god, we have a bid!"
> Another bidder starts waving from the side, his number in hand
> [oooooyyyy! lil' bro is that you?]
> [hey aniki! Look! It's nee san!]
> [cool! Where are you?]
> [Over here!]
> [Keep waving I'm OMW!]
> The auctioneer points back and forth, bathing in the bidding war between what must surely be fierce rivals.
> begin sweating profusely as I'm emotionally overwhelmed by rage and embarrassment
> The two bidders come face to face
> A taller, greyer bat gently pulls the bidding cards out of their hands
> in a single masterfully practiced motion, he places the cards in his pockets and buries his head in his hands
> The bidding war is over
> send puppy dog eyes over to girl's friend corner for help
> the small grey one is shiddin' and fartin'
> the purple one isn't quite sure to cheer or not
> the pink one rips a handful of change from her purse and punches the sky, making her bid.
> "SOLD!"
> thank the pink girl with big fat bazoonga oongas for saving the day
> don't thank me, you're the one buying lunch

Anyone else enjoy peeling the skin off of heated milk?

>>39798823
>Nina is straight
Nina's in luck, Moriko's the least female girlfriend she could hope for

BAT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>37813105
my children will be.

>>31070244
Bat voice is always sexy

>>30828765
nothing interesting, for now

>>27748483

>>27048663
who doesn't, you just know she's a freak in bed

>>25978168
because he was a little seal