/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to go to bed forever

Imagine taking a girls virginity and you get her pregnant with her first creampie

I want to get a girlfriend so that when I'm gaming and I need to pee she can just sit on my cock and I'll piss into her pussy/asshole and she can go piss it into the toilet for me

Looking for a girl to put her pussy in my penis

After several months of careful introspection I've discovered the meaning of life is smoking and drinking and watching porn

>she's going on indefinite hiatus because she's getting a real job
That's it I'm killing myself

You can't beat a man who battles with gay thoughts every day

Pee is stored in the balls

>>76163788
Lisa's dainty hands wrapped around my bwc behind the local 7/11 for $20 worth of weed

2x pimpy 3x bape

What if you could rent a girlfriend but have sex with her

Bean juice makes my heart go brrrrrrrrrr

Positive affirmation for the day:
Yeah you're hella gay, yeah you watch gay porn, you watch black guys twerking, cause you're hella gay you get horny from black guys twerking
Type "YES" to affirm

I was made in a lab by corporate america as the manchurian candidate for the perfect quirked up white boy

>>75888119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzKUOUtJVX4

Is she playing little kitty big city as a reference to her tight kitty and big titties?

You'll never know how it feels to be a fuhuhluhtoogan in a world of jittleyangs

Koinuko said if you find her at offkai it's okay to approach her so I'm thinking of casting a BWC spell on her to make her give me nano's phone number
Is this a good idea?

Will any femanons let me piss in their pussy? Please respond

I wanna fuck a girl in the pussy

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking be without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoníng?

I'm the gentile bronze age pervert

Bitches keep talkin bout "it's spooky season" but get scared when a real nigga give them aids

What porn should I watch