/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I was browsin' through global dead hours
And anon walks up to me and links me their favourite indie
"She's based, she's /here/"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that 2view in another man's face
I go to the /vt/ catalog
And a splitfag says,
"You come here all the time! Check out my thread"
I said, "Man! What I look like? A split thread faggot?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your split threads!
I'm from /jp/!
Please!
You can't buy me dramafag!
On the holo forums with some so called deadbeats
They link me a podcast, says it's our dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is my boy Mori!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your Discord
My oshi's not my dad!
GUH!
Some fag links me clips from his clipfag channel
Whatcha want me to do with this? Watch it?
Recommended to the ground!
I blocked the rest of their channels, too!
Good luck getting AdSense, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm a deadbeat!
Two /MoriG/ deadbeats try to shill Mori's roommate's songs
Ground!
Nobody wants her roommate, doxxbeats!
Then the two doxxbeats got up
Turned out they had more doxxshit
And they doxxposted in global
Report and ignore
The doxxbeats didn't let up
Doxxing my oshi over and over
I was reportin', ignorin'
But we were in SEA hours
The moral of the story is
You can't trust deadbeats
Man!